I MAKE IT SQUISH

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Jaeger
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I MAKE IT SQUISH

Post by Jaeger » Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:01 pm

Because y'all are among the few who can really appreciate:

[media]https://youtu.be/ubcESKc-LwQ[/media]

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Re: I MAKE IT SQUISH

Post by Mk3 » Wed Apr 19, 2017 5:20 pm

I read the title and hovered my hand, more than momentarily, over the right-click. I couldn't know in advance if this was a post about Jaeger waffle-stomping a turd through the shower drain. Alas I clicked, against my best judgement, and was rewarded handsomely.
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Re: I MAKE IT SQUISH

Post by AZRider » Thu Aug 24, 2017 5:48 pm

Cool!



Jaeger, you have toomuch time on teh interwebz.
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Re: I MAKE IT SQUISH

Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:09 am

Mk3 wrote:I couldn't know in advance if this was a post about Jaeger waffle-stomping a turd through the shower drain...
And yet now all I can envision is Jeager doing just this, while grunting the thread title in his best Sloth-from-The-Goonies voice.
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