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Post by spidergirl1nonly » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:27 am

Hey there, folks.
I want to upload a new avatar to the site, and was wondering if anyone had a site I could host it off of? I don't currently have anything that will work.
Thanks.


Don't look now but there's another rocky road..
But 2day I'm gonna face it, yeah, cuz I'm sick of dealin' any other way
Nobody said the race was fair but I'm gonna keep runnin' just the same!
2day, 2day is the first day of the rest of my life!

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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:34 am

I use www.walagata.com Free and works allright.
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Post by spidergirl1nonly » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:52 am

That one says that there is no free membership slots available. Any other site that I can try?
Don't look now but there's another rocky road..
But 2day I'm gonna face it, yeah, cuz I'm sick of dealin' any other way
Nobody said the race was fair but I'm gonna keep runnin' just the same!
2day, 2day is the first day of the rest of my life!

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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:12 pm

Bugger that.........dunno. For all I care, upload it to your album, gimme the link and I'll put it on my free account for you.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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spidergirl1nonly
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Post by spidergirl1nonly » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:21 pm

Album? I have an album? What album. (Please excuse the blonde moment)....
Well, hell...
I am leaving here soon, so I will just mess with it tomorrow! Thanks for your help though!
Don't look now but there's another rocky road..
But 2day I'm gonna face it, yeah, cuz I'm sick of dealin' any other way
Nobody said the race was fair but I'm gonna keep runnin' just the same!
2day, 2day is the first day of the rest of my life!

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Post by Photo » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:33 pm

Photobucket.com is free and will allow you to tag/link to it so other PhP/BBS sites can view your photo(s). It also has an image editor that allows you to shrink photos that are too large for your purposes. Or, you could change your profile by deleting your current avatar and uploading a new one.
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Post by smashinator » Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:19 pm

Photobucket wasn't accepting new free members as of yesterday... Something about upgrading the system. Hopefully they will again soon!

***EDIT*** hey, check out http://tinypic.com/
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Post by Gauss » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:18 pm

The tiny pic URL soesn't seem to work...maybe because it doesn't end in a recognized file extension?
<a href="http://gauss.smugmug.com" target = blank>My Pics</a>

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Post by eugene_a » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:44 pm

I can do it. PM me :)

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