Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a
pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male
chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard
there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If
you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass
and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job
ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't,
you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she
makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she
asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If
you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If
you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a
slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you
don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love
her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be
someone else.
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It aint easy being a man
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lifeon2
- Magnum Jihad
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It aint easy being a man
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive
If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
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DerGolgo
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spidergirl1nonly
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Inside my insanity
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I don't personally prescribe to any of those silly little preconceived notions, myself.
I feel like if you just try to be 'you' there is no specific category that 'you' can fit into...
Or maybe that is just me.
Who knows anymore. Everyone is different.
On another note: Work is so boring. That's why I am sucha post-whore here!
I feel like if you just try to be 'you' there is no specific category that 'you' can fit into...
Or maybe that is just me.
Who knows anymore. Everyone is different.
On another note: Work is so boring. That's why I am sucha post-whore here!
Don't look now but there's another rocky road..
But 2day I'm gonna face it, yeah, cuz I'm sick of dealin' any other way
Nobody said the race was fair but I'm gonna keep runnin' just the same!
2day, 2day is the first day of the rest of my life!
But 2day I'm gonna face it, yeah, cuz I'm sick of dealin' any other way
Nobody said the race was fair but I'm gonna keep runnin' just the same!
2day, 2day is the first day of the rest of my life!
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tough
i think it works out that its tough being a human these days,,, too many rules
REST IN PEACE APPOLLYON,
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