I found a site years ago with cool band names. I thought it would fun to make up some new ones!
- Whores with hearts of gold (courtesy of Gary the band pimp)
-Eight pound dump (that would look so cool on the Ogden's marquis!)
-The chicken pluckers (for Rv)
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Cool band names
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
- Contact:
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
- The Department of Homeland Sexuality
- Dick Turpin and the Funky Chicken
- Bad Cop! No Donut!
- Restless Slackers
- Rastabilly Skank (okay, that one is just stolen)
- Mind Enema (same place as above)
- Anonymous Celebrity
- The Meme Bomb
- Dick Turpin and the Funky Chicken
- Bad Cop! No Donut!
- Restless Slackers
- Rastabilly Skank (okay, that one is just stolen)
- Mind Enema (same place as above)
- Anonymous Celebrity
- The Meme Bomb
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
- The Masturbating Monks
- Farts On (Of) Fire
- Punk In Drublic
- Brilliant Losers
- Queer Homos
- Helmut The Happy Horse
- Puddle Of Sperm
- Lesbian Stewardesses
- Useless Army
- The Cannots
- Jenny In A Bottle
- The Firefuckers
- The Pissing Contest
- International Congress Of Paedophiles
- AWOL
- Deafdumbblind
- The Inline Four
- Band Without A Name (stolen from a stupid german boygroup)
- Farts On (Of) Fire
- Punk In Drublic
- Brilliant Losers
- Queer Homos
- Helmut The Happy Horse
- Puddle Of Sperm
- Lesbian Stewardesses
- Useless Army
- The Cannots
- Jenny In A Bottle
- The Firefuckers
- The Pissing Contest
- International Congress Of Paedophiles
- AWOL
- Deafdumbblind
- The Inline Four
- Band Without A Name (stolen from a stupid german boygroup)
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
Hey, that's inspiring
- The Levinsky Stains
- The Stopthat's
- Whathenoise
- Afterlive Crisis
- Georgia Molly Cult
- Gang Of Inline Four
- WTF
And I wonder why no South African Band came up with this one already:
- Cape Of Good Dope
- The Levinsky Stains
- The Stopthat's
- Whathenoise
- Afterlive Crisis
- Georgia Molly Cult
- Gang Of Inline Four
- WTF
And I wonder why no South African Band came up with this one already:
- Cape Of Good Dope
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Vaginal Discharge - Local Band (You must see the cottage cheese show!)
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
Yeah, now I know why it sounded familiar somehow vagely in my ears. I forgot the good old Helge, his firefuckers project wasn't to successful anyway.DerGolgo wrote:I believe that one is taken allready. Helge Schneider and the Firefuckers.badi wrote: - The Firefuckers
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
-
rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
- Contact:
-
Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
