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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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eugene_a
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Ames
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DerGolgo
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Yeah, but he was tough as nails....they poisoned him, shot him, threw him in a river to drown....eventually he froze to deathAmes wrote:Bozne moi! Eta ochen bolshoi!
No wonder he was "mad" half the blood in his body was needed to wake up the little monk.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Did you read the story about putting a Disneyland in Chechnya?
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/10/15/ ... sney.shtml
It's either BS or Eisner has totaly lost it.
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/10/15/ ... sney.shtml
It's either BS or Eisner has totaly lost it.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Considering how so much has been destroyed down there, they'd have to combine the Disneyland with housing, schools....maniacles wrote:Did you read the story about putting a Disneyland in Chechnya?
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/10/15/ ... sney.shtml
It's either BS or Eisner has totaly lost it.
reminds me of Annie Hall, living under the roller coaster
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Ames
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Uhm...Actually it's the military's fault.Anonymous wrote:Hehehe... glad to know I wasn't the only person desperate enuff to fill that college foreign language requirement! Hmmm, froze to death because all his blood was in his pants ...
Re: Chechen Disney, lol, i couldn't read any more of the paper.... was too disturbed by this story..... NePravda?
Cheers,
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Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
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Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said.
A small pod!! ROTFLMAO!!!
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I knew it! Napoleon was one of the pod people!Beemer Dan wrote:There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said.
A small pod!! ROTFLMAO!!!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.