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Religion delays new Star Wars movie.

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Religion delays new Star Wars movie.

Post by Ames » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:34 pm

Apparently the relegious practices of Yoda, played by Yoda, have delayed the opening of the latest Star Wars movie, "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith." It would appear that the many prayer breaks required every day by this practicing Jedi have slowed down the filming by, as series George Lucas has stated, "...at least a month."
Lucas went on to further state, "If I'd known what a zealot he was I'd have never hired him in the first place. No one mentioned to me that he'd included a clause in his contract that stated he would have complete silence or a cleared set every time he wanted to pray. This is complete garbage. I can't believe I have to put up with this shit just to make my movie!"
Apparently Yoda, a longtime practicing Jedi, is unphased by Lucas' harsh words. "Told him I did that pray I must. Contract I have, hmmm, good contract. Problems he has, not me. My ass he must kiss if renegotiate he would."


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Master Yoda takes advantage of his contract for a brief prayer break.

The preceeding article is in every way fictiticious...except the picture. What relegion Yoda chooses to practice is entirely his affair and his alone. George Lucas couldn't actually be reached for comment, as I didn't try. Any problems that George Lucas, Lucisfilm, or Yoda have with this article are strictly their own and I advise them to leave me alone or I will have such a fit!


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