PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.


EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
click her for the instant fix
Show
First fix:
  • open the menu at the top
  • hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
  • go back to the Forum Index
  • open the menu at the top again
  • click Mark forums read
    this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.


Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.

Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.

PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!

2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
Click if you have a problem.
Show

If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.

If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.

Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.

To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.

Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.

REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
Registration Information
Show
Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!

Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.

Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.

Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Image
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.

Yiiiiiip yiip yip yip yip yip

A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
Post Reply
calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Yiiiiiip yiip yip yip yip yip

Post by calamari kid » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:45 pm

Fond memories of youth. To this day when I try something and it doesn't work out I go "nooooooooooope nope nope nope nope nope" under my breath.


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z4VNMERVsC4&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z4VNMERVsC4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
Top
leftlaneguy
Chrome Bratwurst Extraordinaire
Location: 91945

Post by leftlaneguy » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:56 pm

Heh! I was just doing this to my daughter yesterday... Liz asked me what the hell I was doing, I tried to explain, but she didn't get it... Thanks for the visual aid!!!
dave
Top
User avatar
monstergirl
Barista of Doom
Location: Olympia
Contact:
Contact monstergirl

Post by monstergirl » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:17 pm

Those are some fond memories...
Thanks for reminding me. :)
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY
Top
SidVicious
Barista of Doom
Location: EM27ii
Contact:
Contact SidVicious

Post by SidVicious » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:58 pm

:shock:

holy shit, i remember that! so that's where i got that from. :lol:
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv

Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

Image
Image
Top
User avatar
Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:01 pm

Yep, this is why I moo at things I don't understand.

Classic!
#############
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye

09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
Top
motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:22 pm

Never seen that. Sesame Street?
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
Top
calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:34 pm

motorpsycho67 wrote:Never seen that. Sesame Street?
Yiiiiiip yip yip yip.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
Top
User avatar
Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
Contact:
Contact Sisyphus

Post by Sisyphus » Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:19 am

I fucking loved that skit. Still do. Thanks.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
Top
User avatar
Shhted
Magnum Jihad
Location: Mini-apple-ish
Contact:
Contact Shhted

Post by Shhted » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:27 am

I frequently use "Yip yip yip" and "Nope nope nope" in meetings. Makes uptight project managers very upset.
Drink beer. As much as you like. Mostly good stuff.
Top
User avatar
thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
Contact:
Contact thrasherbill

Post by thrasherbill » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:28 am

Full of awesome.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Top
Vespalina
Magnum Jihad
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Contact:
Contact Vespalina

Post by Vespalina » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:15 am

EPIC WIN!
One of my favorites! Thanks so much!!!!!!!!
I regularly "yip yip yip" "nope nope nope" "earth book, earth book" things all the time. Nate & the kid join in.
People look at us like we're loony. We are. It helps to be loony sometimes. :mrgreen:
Hell on Wheels
Top
calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:52 pm

Oh man, now I've got "me and my llama" stuck in my head. Thanks for that. :/ :D
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
Top
SidVicious
Barista of Doom
Location: EM27ii
Contact:
Contact SidVicious

Post by SidVicious » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:37 pm

that reminds me that i need to get back to my dentist. haven't seen him in like five years? yikes, hate to see how many cavities i have now. :/

damn weak enamel. :x
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv

Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

Image
Image
Top
User avatar
Flatline
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Seattle
Contact:
Contact Flatline

Post by Flatline » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:29 am

Give me a plane ticket and a llama and I'll prove that it can still be done. But there will be more fire.
You build it, we break it.
Top
User avatar
flounder
Magnum Jihad
Location: Beaverton, OR

Post by flounder » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:59 pm

Shhted wrote:I frequently use "Yip yip yip" and "Nope nope nope" in meetings. Makes uptight project managers very upset.
That makes it all worthwhile there!!!!

That was great!!!
Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.
Top
srg
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: the state of insanity !

Post by srg » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:11 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynjIoymWHvU

n _ n
'It's the quiet ones you have to worry about . . . .' :mrgreen:
Top
Post Reply

Return to “The Grinder (formerly Buggery 101)”