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Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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Joe Sakic retires!
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Every time he fires a wrist shot, you can watch the stick bend like crazy, they do a slow-mo of it in the video.
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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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- Bacon Torpedo
- Location: Aurora, CO
The Avs team will REALLY miss him...he's an honest-to-God Good Egg. I wish more professional athletes were made like this guy. He's really humble (not faking it for the cameras) AND he gives back to the community in a big way. Too bad that he didn't get to finish his last season. Fuggin' snowblowers, anyway.
"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
I can imagine that the stupid snowblower will go down as one of his all time regrettable dumbass moments.
And yeah, he is really a good guy, from everything I've heard of him around Denver, no one has ever had anything bad to say about the dude.
And when he handed the cup straight over to Ray Bourque in 2001? 100% class. That was a tear jerking moment.
I miss the holy hell out of Forsberg, too. Too bad the guy turned into glass, coz he was AMAZING.
And yeah, he is really a good guy, from everything I've heard of him around Denver, no one has ever had anything bad to say about the dude.
And when he handed the cup straight over to Ray Bourque in 2001? 100% class. That was a tear jerking moment.
I miss the holy hell out of Forsberg, too. Too bad the guy turned into glass, coz he was AMAZING.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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- Bacon Torpedo
- Location: Aurora, CO
It will be interesting to see who's front office Sakic moves into, now. Forsberg is still getting some playing over in Sweden (why, I don't know). But Ray is looking for a team to coach. For a while, the Avs were giving Ray and Roi a look for that position.
"M-m-m-m-m-m-
Bork!"
Bourque!
Bourque!
"M-m-m-m-m-m-
Bork!"
Bourque!
Bourque!
"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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I remember that, I was actually in a bar in Boston watching that game. You want to talk about tears being shed, I was a little embarrased for some of those guys after a while...WeAintFoundShit wrote: And when he handed the cup straight over to Ray Bourque in 2001? 100% class. That was a tear jerking moment.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
I bet man. Hometown hero finally gets to hoist the cup, but not with Boston? Sheeeit. All sorts of mixed emotions there.
I was talking to a friend last night, and I think that if Sakic doesn't end up coaching, he'll try to make one comeback. (Assuming his back doesn't get any worse.) If he ends up as a coach somewhere, then forget about it.
And Forsberg got a little play over in Sweden, but to my knowledge that was like, 3 or 4 games. I could be wrong, though.
I was talking to a friend last night, and I think that if Sakic doesn't end up coaching, he'll try to make one comeback. (Assuming his back doesn't get any worse.) If he ends up as a coach somewhere, then forget about it.
And Forsberg got a little play over in Sweden, but to my knowledge that was like, 3 or 4 games. I could be wrong, though.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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JustNate
- Barista of Doom
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Sad to see him go. Sakic, Yzerman, Lemieux, Chelios are all kind of cut from the same sort of cloth. They let their performance on the ice do the talking. His "wrister" from just inside the blue line was something to behold. Even if it didn't go in, you could just see how rattled the opposing goalie became after it was unleashed. Helluva career and hockey just took a serious hit by losing one of its most watchable players.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
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Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9