PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:30 pm
My boss left town on kind of short notice, had me come in on REALLY short notice on Saturday, and left me his Beagle to take care of.
Plus he had me lie to the customer we are working for about his whereabouts. He went to some "Sunset Strip Rock-nRoll Reunion Debauchery Festival" in LA and made up some story about his Grandma died and he had to go to Pittsburgh for the funeral.
Maybe I'll wrap his Beagle in Aluminum Foil.
Nah, I love the furry little bastard.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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by motorpsycho67 » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:36 pm
piccini9 wrote:He went to some "Sunset Strip Rock-nRoll Reunion Douchebaggery Festival" in LA
Pffft!
You should tinfoil
him when he gets back.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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Contact:
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by xtian » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:43 am
piccini9 wrote:My boss left town on kind of short notice, had me come in on REALLY short notice on Saturday, and left me his Beagle to take care of.
Plus he had me lie to the customer we are working for about his whereabouts. He went to some "Sunset Strip Rock-nRoll Reunion Debauchery Festival" in LA and made up some story about his Grandma died and he had to go to Pittsburgh for the funeral.
Maybe I'll wrap his Beagle in Aluminum Foil.
Nah, I love the furry little bastard.
YOU have a boss?
I'm not really from around here.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Contact:
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by Ames » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:18 pm
jangleplatz! The attention to detail is extraordinary! Individually wrapped pens, hole in the pencil sharpener! Tasha is most impressed, and I'm awed!
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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by Groove » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:21 pm
Let's hope they don't retaliate with this.
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Groove on Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:50 pm
epic!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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by Groove » Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:10 pm
Fixed my original post
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:35 pm
That's a LOT of packing peanuts.
Says Doctor Obvious.
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
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by Pancake » Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:01 pm
I once swapped the M and N key on a co-worker's keyboard because he had to look at them to type.. and it brought approximately 10 minutes of sheer joy while he called the help desk to find out why he couldn't login.
Bush league.. I know. but it was simple and it pissed someone off.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
