Not sure if this should be in Effete Snobbery or not, but the Holy Rollers novels have definitely been psychological abuse, so here I am.
Anyway, I've spent the last year dicking around with the latest in the series (Charlatan), with the intention of getting it published.
I'm shooting to have the rewrite DONE on Sept. 30, and I'm looking for a few brave souls to critique the rewrite. I've already got one guy signed up, but it'd be good to have many sets of eyes. I'm looking for feedback on pacing, how well the characters are developed, gaping plot holes, and if you spot any egregious factual errors I'd like to know about those too.
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Thanks guys, no linky yet - I'm still working on it. I plan to have it ready Oct. 1.
And to answer the "what do we do?" question:
I need people to read it and let me know if any parts are horribly boring, if there are any parts that make you say "Wait, that doesn't make sense," and if there are any glaring stupid errors (eg. snowmobiles with "twist" throttles...) that you can spot.
Stay tuned!
And to answer the "what do we do?" question:
I need people to read it and let me know if any parts are horribly boring, if there are any parts that make you say "Wait, that doesn't make sense," and if there are any glaring stupid errors (eg. snowmobiles with "twist" throttles...) that you can spot.
Stay tuned!
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