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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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Football season is upon us...
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
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Played football in college... So I dig the NFL. Go Broncos.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
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"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
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"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Disastermined
- Maltov Rattlecan
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I live 5 blocks from Camp Randall Stadium (home of the Wisconsin Badgers), so I have to care, or at least hear football. It's rather entertaining to be sitting at home and then hear (and feel sometimes) the stadium shaking when "Jump Around" is played. Did I mention I live 5 blocks away?
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We're all mad here!
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- Superfudge!
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
I was briefly on a chick rugby team three years ago... until I hurt my ankle. I heart rugby. Also, I heart men who play rugby. Yum.Rock wrote:Football is a game that is for those afraid to play rugby.....
Somehow I have managed to go to 80% of the Bronco games at Invesco field the past four years. If anyone ever needs tickets, let me know. I can usually get them for next to nothing.
Go Broncos!
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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Drift
- Magnum Jihad
The F-balls
Like Magnus, I too played (if you can call it that) college ball and though I see that time as one of the biggest goat-fuck wastes of time of my life, I still harbor a love of my beloved Seahawks.
And it looks like this year is going to be a suck-fest worse than last year. Two games in and seven of our starters are broken, including our goddam quarterback. I'm going to call it a "retro-hawks" year. Retro in the fact that for the most part, up until the Mike Holmgen era, we always sucked ass, and this year will be nostalgia ridden with suckiness and craptastic dissapointment.
At least I've got the other football to entertain me, with the Barclay's Premier League and the Seattle Sounders in the MLS.
I sometimes wish I hated sports, but I am what I am.
Baseball sucks, especially the Yankees, so at least there's that.
And it looks like this year is going to be a suck-fest worse than last year. Two games in and seven of our starters are broken, including our goddam quarterback. I'm going to call it a "retro-hawks" year. Retro in the fact that for the most part, up until the Mike Holmgen era, we always sucked ass, and this year will be nostalgia ridden with suckiness and craptastic dissapointment.
At least I've got the other football to entertain me, with the Barclay's Premier League and the Seattle Sounders in the MLS.
I sometimes wish I hated sports, but I am what I am.
Baseball sucks, especially the Yankees, so at least there's that.
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urbanscum
- Magnum Jihad
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Personally I'd rather eat the nachos and beer in the garage while fixing/breaking/modding various of my fleet.
I havent got the time or the inclination to watch Football (thats the proper one where you kick the ball). Especially the inclination!
I live close to Watford Stadium and am gratefull that they have been knocked down a couple of leagues (or something).
I also agree with Goose that it keeps the deadheads off my roads and that works for me.
But hey, if it works for you, go for it.
I havent got the time or the inclination to watch Football (thats the proper one where you kick the ball). Especially the inclination!
I live close to Watford Stadium and am gratefull that they have been knocked down a couple of leagues (or something).
I also agree with Goose that it keeps the deadheads off my roads and that works for me.
But hey, if it works for you, go for it.
'Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.'
Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
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Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...
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Meh, I'm not much of a fan. Most of this is due to my team being the perpetual laughing stock of the special olympics' also-rans. "Don't feel bad kids, it could be worse, look at the Cleveland Browns... " Will someone send me an email when the browns have a winning season?
I do love them all the more for being such losers - no cheerleaders, no little pictures on the helmet, basically my team is represented by the color brown. perfect for Cleveland. But losers are painful to watch, so I go ride the roads on Sundays. I just saw a little football tidbit on tv the other day. The longest at home losing streak against a single visiting team is us when our forever arch rivals the Steelers come to fuck us up. every fucking time. god i hate being us.
last year was supposed to be the year. at the beginning of the season everyone was saying "the browns are the team to watch out for, all the stars are finally aligned." So I get kinda excited you know? I even go and buy this cool shirt with this new old mascot they were bringing back from their glory days before electricity when they sometimes won games and shit:
first time I ever spent money on a piece of anything with a sports team on it right? MY FUCKING WASHER GOES APESHIT AND CHEWS THE THING UP. didn't get to wear it once. probably for the best anyhow.
I do love them all the more for being such losers - no cheerleaders, no little pictures on the helmet, basically my team is represented by the color brown. perfect for Cleveland. But losers are painful to watch, so I go ride the roads on Sundays. I just saw a little football tidbit on tv the other day. The longest at home losing streak against a single visiting team is us when our forever arch rivals the Steelers come to fuck us up. every fucking time. god i hate being us.
last year was supposed to be the year. at the beginning of the season everyone was saying "the browns are the team to watch out for, all the stars are finally aligned." So I get kinda excited you know? I even go and buy this cool shirt with this new old mascot they were bringing back from their glory days before electricity when they sometimes won games and shit:
first time I ever spent money on a piece of anything with a sports team on it right? MY FUCKING WASHER GOES APESHIT AND CHEWS THE THING UP. didn't get to wear it once. probably for the best anyhow.
All proceeds go to help cripple children.
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ninemileskid
- Magnum Jihad
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Priest
- Ancient Mariner
- Location: Frederick, Maryland
Re: The F-balls
Why? There is nothing wrong with not hating sports. (Even if your sad Seachickens blow this year). I've been fortunate enough to have an hour or two to watch NFL games at work in between appointments.DrifterPunk wrote:
I sometimes wish I hated sports, but I am what I am.
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As predicted in my head, after "the steal of the century" in which my beloved Bears got Jay Cutler from the Broncos in return for the lowly Kyle Orton, the Broncos are 3-0, and the Bears are just scraping by. Denver's schedule hasn't been all that tough, with much harder divisional games on the horizon.
I have my hopes high for Drew Brees to get a ring in the near future. Go Nawlins.
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maxpower
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Berks county, Pa
For me sports and motorcycles fill some of the same purpose. A diversion from life's unpleasant moments, a point of common interest to spark conversation with someone new and a way to connect with old friends. I realized last year when I had to watch the phillies win the world series by myself because of a work trip that it was the reaction and camaraderie with my friends that was what I liked the most about rooting for a team. that is why even though I dislike most of the other 60,000 people at eagles games I still go (the beer and food at the tailgates is a pretty good reason too 
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Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
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Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
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- Arbiter of Beard
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- The Business
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