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My mandate with Stiles

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guitargeek
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My mandate with Stiles

Post by guitargeek » Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:48 pm

Got a PM from Stiles earlier, he's passing through J'Oklahoma on his way to LA with his partner in crime.

We met at the local casino, they got fuel, we feasted on $9 burgers and delicious beers, then they went on their way (after we talked shit about all you fuckers, of course).

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Excellent meeting you, Stiles, and Racer X, too!


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Post by roadmissile » Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:01 pm

Congrats to Stiles on the new gig!

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Post by Flatline » Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:08 am

Stiles is a kickass dude. The first of many roving Ootmiks that I've had the pleasure to meet. Glad you boys had fun!
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Post by FastCat » Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:12 am

$9 burger?

..did ya'all get to sample the $5 milk-shake?

...I always wondered what a $5 shake would taste like...

(/john travolta)

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Post by guitargeek » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:15 am

If I recall, the $5 shake was heroin up the nose, but it's been a while since I've seen that movie.

Also, is it just me or does Stiles bear a striking resemblance to this guy?

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Post by Rock » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:17 am

where/what is brother stiles up to now?
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Post by guitargeek » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:37 am

Rock wrote:where/what is brother stiles up to now?
He was hired last week to be the new service manager at a dealership in LA: Ducati, Aprilia, MV Agusta. Had to be there at 9:00 AM today, so he and a friend made the marathon transcontinental dash. I got a msg from him late last night that they'd arrived safe & sound, I assume he took a nap and is on the job as I write this.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Post by stiles » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:43 am

I am in L.A. now, did my first management meeting this morning, and the first day of work with the dealership open is tomorrow.

It's going to be great, and a whole lot of work. I guess this means I'm going to have to get my bike running, finally... :P
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa

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Post by Jaeger » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:49 am

stiles wrote:I am in L.A. now, did my first management meeting this morning, and the first day of work with the dealership open is tomorrow.

It's going to be great, and a whole lot of work. I guess this means I'm going to have to get my bike running, finally... :P
Aw, fucker! I was looking forward to finally meeting you at DOOM!

Still, congrats on the new gig! I'm sure Zero and the West Coasters will take care of your Jersey ass just fine. ;)

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Post by Zer0 » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:58 am

guitargeek wrote:If I recall, the $5 shake was heroin up the nose, but it's been a while since I've seen that movie.

Also, is it just me or does Stiles bear a striking resemblance to this guy?
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This is the first time I've seen a pic of brother Stiles, and that's how AZ and Buttzilla described him. Spot on.

Congrats to Stiles. How many truckloads of Ducs are you bringing to Ragnarok?
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Post by SomeMook » Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:51 pm

Jaeger wrote:
stiles wrote:I am in L.A. now, did my first management meeting this morning, and the first day of work with the dealership open is tomorrow.

It's going to be great, and a whole lot of work. I guess this means I'm going to have to get my bike running, finally... :P
Aw, fucker! I was looking forward to finally meeting you at DOOM!

Still, congrats on the new gig! I'm sure Zero and the West Coasters will take care of your Jersey ass just fine. ;)

--Jaeger
+1 on the new job chief. Great news!

Too bad you won't be here for Doom. :(
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Post by MoraleHazard » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:09 pm

Congrats on the new Job. Enjoy the year-round riding weather. Oh, wait, scratch that. You rode year round in New Jersey.
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Re: My mandate with Stiles

Post by Groove » Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:27 pm

guitargeek wrote:
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You're doing it wrong. :(
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Re: My mandate with Stiles

Post by stiles » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:46 am

GrooveMonkey wrote:
guitargeek wrote:
You're doing it wrong. :(
Notably, that is the first time my bike has ever been in the back of a pickup truck. If I could figure out a way to tow the 10,000 lb trailer hooked to said truck behind my bike, I would've. :lol:
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa

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Post by Zer0 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:12 am

MoraleHazard wrote:Congrats on the new Job. Enjoy the year-round riding weather. Oh, wait, scratch that. You rode year round in New Jersey.
Heh heh, and now he can lanesplit while he's enjoying the better year-round riding weather. Stiles for the win win. :P
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'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
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High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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Post by Photo » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:03 pm

Congrats on the new gig, Stiles! (and on your new ability to legally lane-split) I hope it's a good, long engagement.

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