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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:00 pm

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:08 pm

Not bad for a beginner. She'll get the hang of it!

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:58 pm

That is called... learning.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:29 pm

It's not IF you crash, it's WHEN you crash.
It catches up to you eventually... err...
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Post by 12ci » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:35 pm

had that been from the UK, we'd have all those cool things like multiple camera angles, zoom, pan & etc.

we might even have been able to watch all of the adults getting arrested for endagering that sweet child.
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Post by Uncle Billy » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:55 am

She fucking missed.... should have taken out both blonds... That's why I only leave my kids on nothing less than a GSXR-750

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Post by red » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:22 pm

Uncle Billy wrote:She fucking missed.... should have taken out both blonds...
Those aren't blonds, they're hijabs.
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Post by rolly » Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:00 pm

That's pretty much how the scooter rally went for the UTMC at Doom. Scooters are deadly dangerous!

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Post by Zer0 » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:59 am

rolly wrote:That's pretty much how the scooter rally went for the UTMC at Doom. Scooters are deadly dangerous!
Fucking scooterdorks.
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:49 am

Wait....where's Jaeger!?!?!?
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:49 am

The Shifty Jesus wrote:Wait....where's Jaeger!?!?!?
Suckers! I knew nobody would recognize me in the hijab. And you know how fuckin' tough it was to not only get Prob Addict into the midget suit, but to convince him to get back on the scooter?

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Post by Zer0 » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:58 pm

Another thing I love is the dude;s reaction time. It isn't until the little pixie eats pavement, that he thinks to go, not run, after her.
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