Cat Sitting For Kelly

MagnusTheBuilder · Post by **MagnusTheBuilder** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:03 am

Right click on the image and select 'view image' to be able to read it. All I have to day about this is $25.00 is not nearly enough for this, Rob should have full access to any of Kelly's orifices upon her return. If it were not a possibility that something like this would get a man into her pants, there isn't a strait man walking the face of this planet who would 'burp' a motherfucking 15 lb cat. And apparently the instructional video does not scream psycho loud enough for Rob to go all Pvt. Pyle. This puts the 'crazy' in 'crazy-cat-lady'. Bitch needs to re-assess her shit.

Also, it should be noted that I am not even remotely a cat person.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:11 am

I am a cat person, and this woman needs her fucking head examined.

Burp a cat? Puh-leeze.

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Rob should have full access to any of Kelly's orifices upon her return.

Dude, there ain't no pussy worth all that shit.

--Jaeger

MagnusTheBuilder · Post by **MagnusTheBuilder** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:19 am

Jaeger wrote:
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Rob should have full access to any of Kelly's orifices upon her return.
Dude, there ain't no pussy worth all that shit.

I didn't necessarily say pussy. That is kind of pedestrian. To be intentionally crude, I think he should be able to rage fuck her ocular cavity, maybe stir some gray matter until it resumes normal function. Just a thought, like I said 'any of Kelly's orifices', get creative.

I also love that she says, be sure to check the fountain by drinking from it and that she had counted the toys because she thought he might take them.

I am hoping that this is fake, but I have a feeling that it isn't.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:57 am

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
Jaeger wrote:
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Rob should have full access to any of Kelly's orifices upon her return.
Dude, there ain't no pussy worth all that shit.
I didn't necessarily say pussy. That is kind of pedestrian.

Was shooting for some subtlety there that apparently didn't come through...

--Jaeger

MagnusTheBuilder · Post by **MagnusTheBuilder** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:02 am

Jaeger wrote: Was shooting for some subtlety there that apparently didn't come through...

Ah... got it. Yeah, I totally missed that completely. Well done sir. I see what you did there. Double entendre is awesome.

I have been told that I can occasionally have the subtlety of a used tire iron. This would be one of those times. You are a clever one indeed.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:14 am

MagnusTheBuilder wrote: Ah... got it. Yeah, I totally missed that completely. Well done sir. I see what you did there. Double entendre is awesome.

I have been told that I can occasionally have the subtlety of a used tire iron. This would be one of those times. You are a clever one indeed.

Your point about an aggressive skullfucking is still valid, tho... 'cause fuck almighty, anybody that uptight about their goddamn cat cannot possibly be any good in bed.

You get the ankles and I'll get the wrists...

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It comes down to this.

[One of the best albums evar, BTW.]

--Jaeger

Post by **DerGolgo** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:29 am

When I try opening that image url, I get a 404. Now I'm sad.

motorpsycho67 · Post by **motorpsycho67** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:32 am

You know, I'm on a couple other forums, but this is by far the best one.

I love this place.

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Cat Sitting For Kelly

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