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Post by Ames » Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:12 am

I wonder how many people wandered around the corner and saw that and said, "That's it! I'm never drinking again!" :shock:


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Post by Metalredneck » Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:55 am

"Hey, Boo-Boo! Is that a two-four I see?"
Done.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:26 am

And you could get <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/technology/ci_13570692">stuck in a car!</a> and get away with trying to steal it.

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Post by Flatline » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:59 am

Should give it some Baronjager.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:22 am

Flatline wrote:Should give it some Baronjager.

Holy Fuck! Bärenjäger is my favorite! It gives you a hangover and diabetes. Honey liquor for the win! For a few years, that shit was REALLY hard to find here in CO, no idea why. (Probably to keep the bears away.) I love introducing people to it.

If you see this bottle:

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Buy it and drink it. You will not regret it, I promise.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:33 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote: HAHAHA! the best part is the tongue marks in the window!
Haha, you said tongue marks.
BackDoorBarbie wrote: these guys get everywhere and no one wants to fuck with them, i want one!
I hear there are a bunch on match.com :mrgreen:
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Post by guitargeek » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:43 am

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Holy Fuck! Bärenjäger is my favorite!
That shit is fucking nasty!
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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:51 pm

You see, that's what the fucking economy is doing.
People can't afford to vacation at Yosemite anymore, so the bears loose out all those picnic baskets and have to go looking for work in fucking convenience stores, for which they are so totally unprepared, they end up aimlessly walking the aisles.
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Post by Zer0 » Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:37 pm

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Image
So in other words, that's mead, right?
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:26 pm

Zer0 wrote: So in other words, that's mead, right?
Exactly, in the same way that Jägermeister is a Blo-Pop because they both have sugar in them. (I am kidding)

Actually, enough being a dick for no reason, Bärenjäger is basically a honey flavored vodka, but it is a Liqueur. The difference; Mead is fermented using yeast (The yeast eats the sugars and turns it into alcohol), and Bärenjäger is an infusion of honey with the alcohol (From a distilled source, in this case a vodka derivative), this makes it very sweet. Liqueur is not brewed.

But very close, most people think mead when they think of honey liquor.
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Post by Zer0 » Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:39 pm

I knew the difference already. I've made mead before. So this stuff is no different from rootbeer or peppermint schnapps. Got it.

I'll pass.

But pass me some mead and I start looking for Grendel.
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