http://twitter.com/shitmydadsaysI'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says
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shitmydadsays
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
shitmydadsays
This old guy is Jangleplats!
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Hang on...
And, 29, yeah, like anyone is going to buy that
Why, GG, I didn't even know you twittered!"It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."
9:56 AM Aug 14th from web
And, 29, yeah, like anyone is going to buy that
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Sorry, not me.DerGolgo wrote:Hang on...
Why, GG, I didn't even know you twittered!"It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."
9:56 AM Aug 14th from web
And, 29, yeah, like anyone is going to buy that
Here's me: http://twitter.com/guitargeek
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
I love this man."Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."
"Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."
"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
"A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your fucking 13 stitches together."
"Here's a strawberry, sorry for farting near you...Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that's the deal."
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
That site is the reason that the internet exists. Spread the knowledge.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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sweetpea
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Richmond
- Contact:
Another really funny twitter guy is bad banana http://twitter.com/badbanana
"Look at the bright side of this unemployment report. The number of people hating their jobs is at a 26-year low."
"Big Bird turns 40 next week. Just imagine how big his prostate is getting."
"Spending $100M to get elected mayor of NYC is ridiculous when you can buy a death ray and run the entire world."
"By my count, Jim Carrey only has one more iconic Christmas role to ruin. Two, if you include baby Jesus."
"A conference call is like a bus ride. I want it to end as quickly as possible, preferably with nobody talking to me."
"An eighth foot has washed up on the shores of British Columbia. Canadian authorities can't explain it because they use the metric system."
"Look at the bright side of this unemployment report. The number of people hating their jobs is at a 26-year low."
"Big Bird turns 40 next week. Just imagine how big his prostate is getting."
"Spending $100M to get elected mayor of NYC is ridiculous when you can buy a death ray and run the entire world."
"By my count, Jim Carrey only has one more iconic Christmas role to ruin. Two, if you include baby Jesus."
"A conference call is like a bus ride. I want it to end as quickly as possible, preferably with nobody talking to me."
"An eighth foot has washed up on the shores of British Columbia. Canadian authorities can't explain it because they use the metric system."
dachshund must be german for 'insane dog'
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
Nice.sweetpea wrote:Another really funny twitter guy is bad banana http://twitter.com/badbanana
"Look at the bright side of this unemployment report. The number of people hating their jobs is at a 26-year low."
"Big Bird turns 40 next week. Just imagine how big his prostate is getting."
"Spending $100M to get elected mayor of NYC is ridiculous when you can buy a death ray and run the entire world."
"By my count, Jim Carrey only has one more iconic Christmas role to ruin. Two, if you include baby Jesus."
"A conference call is like a bus ride. I want it to end as quickly as possible, preferably with nobody talking to me."
"An eighth foot has washed up on the shores of British Columbia. Canadian authorities can't explain it because they use the metric system."
#############
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
+1Jaeger wrote:I aspire to be that cranky old man some day.
Goddamn. New hero.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
I wonder if he'll be played by Peter Boyle?
[quote]Twitter sensation Shit My Dad Says is headed to television.
CBS has picked up a comedy project based on the Twitter account, which has enlisted more than 700,000 followers since launching in August and has made its creator, Justin Halpern, an Internet star.
"Will & Grace" creators David Kohan and Max Mutchnick are on board to executive produce and supervise the writing for the multicamera family comedy, which Halpern will co-pen with Patrick Schumacker. Halpern and Schumacker will also co-exec produce the Warner Bros. TV-produced project, which has received a script commitment.
The comedy's title will change if it gets on the air.
Halpern, 29, had moved back in with his parents in San Diego, and on Aug. 3 he launched "Shit My Dad Says," a Twitter feed featuring colorful -- often profane -- comments and pearls of wisdom made by his 73-year-old father during their daily conversations.
Some examples:
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred-dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you";
"Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi";
"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
Shit My Dad Says is the second hot Internet property to land at a broadcast network this development season as a potential half-hour series.
Fox is developing a multicamera comedy based on popular Web site TextsFromLastNight, with Sony TV and Happy Madison producing.
Halpern, who sold "Shit My Dad Says" as a book to Harper Collins last month, and Schumacker are repped by ICM and Infinity Management. Kohan and Mutchnick are with Vision Art.
Twitter fave Shit My Dad Says heads to TV
'Will & Grace' team on board to produce family comedy
By Nellie Andreeva
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/con ... f91bc9ff77
[quote]Twitter sensation Shit My Dad Says is headed to television.
CBS has picked up a comedy project based on the Twitter account, which has enlisted more than 700,000 followers since launching in August and has made its creator, Justin Halpern, an Internet star.
"Will & Grace" creators David Kohan and Max Mutchnick are on board to executive produce and supervise the writing for the multicamera family comedy, which Halpern will co-pen with Patrick Schumacker. Halpern and Schumacker will also co-exec produce the Warner Bros. TV-produced project, which has received a script commitment.
The comedy's title will change if it gets on the air.
Halpern, 29, had moved back in with his parents in San Diego, and on Aug. 3 he launched "Shit My Dad Says," a Twitter feed featuring colorful -- often profane -- comments and pearls of wisdom made by his 73-year-old father during their daily conversations.
Some examples:
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred-dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you";
"Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi";
"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
Shit My Dad Says is the second hot Internet property to land at a broadcast network this development season as a potential half-hour series.
Fox is developing a multicamera comedy based on popular Web site TextsFromLastNight, with Sony TV and Happy Madison producing.
Halpern, who sold "Shit My Dad Says" as a book to Harper Collins last month, and Schumacker are repped by ICM and Infinity Management. Kohan and Mutchnick are with Vision Art.
Twitter fave Shit My Dad Says heads to TV
'Will & Grace' team on board to produce family comedy
By Nellie Andreeva
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/con ... f91bc9ff77
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
My wife introduces me to friends as "the ass." She gave me a big kiss on the cheek one day telling me she finally figured out why she loves watching the TV show "House" so much: Dr, House is my Doppelgänger; she's reallly starting to understand where I come from.motorpsycho67 wrote:Fuckin ditto!Jaeger wrote:I aspire to be that cranky old man some day.
Some of my friends would say I'm already there.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
You can't be THAT much of an ass, you have a wife.Zer0 wrote: My wife introduces me to friends as "the ass."
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
Here is an update... this guy just got his own TV show on CBS.
http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/11/twitters ... -deal.html
http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/11/twitters ... -deal.html
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Look up roughly five entries. Sheesh, I feel so ignored.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Here is an update... this guy just got his own TV show on CBS.
http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/11/twitters ... -deal.html
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
So Does Dick Cheney.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:You can't be THAT much of an ass, you have a wife.Zer0 wrote: My wife introduces me to friends as "the ass."
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...