PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
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Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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by xaos » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:06 pm
Vespalina wrote:xaos wrote:i like sled..
he gets two pages of replies in 5 hours.
BTW xaos, where the hell is my sammich!?!?!?!??!?!!!???
(please refer to my previous post in this thread)
get in line, i don't even cook (assemble) food for myself.
plus, isnt N8 your bitch? if i was in his shoes, i'd shoot myself in the head while laying next to you in hopes that i could take us both out without wasting so much of the worlds precious ammunition.
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
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by Korpen » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:49 pm
roadmissile wrote:Careful now, I know a little something about having unconscious girls on the back of the bike...
/RM
Hey wait a sec, you're talking about me aren't you?
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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by SSCAM » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:50 pm
edit
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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by erosvamp » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:20 pm
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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by Metalredneck » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:34 pm
guitargeek wrote:::ahem::
brabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabraBRAbrabrabrabrabra... BRAAAbrabrabrabrabra
Pretty much says it all.
Done.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:30 am
Korpen wrote:roadmissile wrote:Careful now, I know a little something about having unconscious girls on the back of the bike...
/RM
Hey wait a sec, you're talking about me aren't you?
Maybe...
In the future I'll need to duct tape the feet to the pegs.
Live and learn.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
