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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
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Is that annoying?
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Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
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Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
I figure Goose will appreciate this, perhaps others too...
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
I figure Goose will appreciate this, perhaps others too...
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You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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karl package
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: People's Republic of Portland
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Guder
- MeatShipGuder
- Location: South Carolina
- Contact:
How can I steal that? Can I get the imbed info?
(theft is the sincerest form of flattery)
Did this get posted here?
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(theft is the sincerest form of flattery)
Did this get posted here?
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Yes I believe but I'd rather not pray.
What I believe in I'd rather not say...
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
What I believe in I'd rather not say...
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
Embed info is on the right, under the green bar: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5684963/
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
You are drinking at the Hipster Machine too?karl package wrote:Goose schmoose, this is all Portland, all the the time. I'm pretty sure I just heard this exact conversation at the bar moments ago.
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
that was classic! Made my whole morning! F'n fixies!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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elem
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: murderapplesauce, mn
- Contact:
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
Unfortunately, they have already agreed upon mopeds to settle the feud before it even starts.Zim wrote:I've never heard or this. (sheltered life)
Does this have the makings of a Mods and Rockers thing, but with pedals?
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.