Best flash game EVAR!

Post by **DerGolgo** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:35 pm

That was profound.
I think.

calamari kid · Post by **calamari kid** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:15 pm

Ok, I can't figure out the last step.

Does the don't walk ever change to a walk?

Post by **DerGolgo** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:21 pm

***SPOILER!***

Go to work and work.
Go to work, go out the emergency exit and jump.
Go to work without getting dressed and get fired.
While driving to work, get out of the car, walk out of frame and bond with the cow.
While going to work, wait under the tree and catch the leaf.
Go left when you come out of the building and go with the bum.
When you have done all that, the wife and the elevator lady will not be there. Go to work and walk out the emergency exit again.

Those are all the things I found to do to get to what I assume was the end (went back to the "Click to start" bit from there). Didn't do them in that order, though.

piccini9 · Post by **piccini9** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:25 pm

I only made it through once before checking out.
What does that say about me?

calamari kid · Post by **calamari kid** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:25 pm

Ok, figured it out. Cool stuff.

rolly · Post by **rolly** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:32 pm

Interesting.

Post by **DerGolgo** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:34 pm

piccini9 wrote:I only made it through once before checking out.
What does that say about me?

First round, I went straight left and went with the bum.
Second round, I didn't bother to get dressed.
What does that say about me?

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:47 pm

You can also leave your car. I patted the cow. The last time I played I jumped.

SomeMook · Post by **SomeMook** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:54 pm

I guess you all have not heard of N?

http://www.thewayoftheninja.org/n.html

Its free and addicting as hell. I've been playing it on and off for a few years.

thesoapster · Post by **thesoapster** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:11 pm

Rev wrote:http://www.molleindustria.org/everydayt ... dream.html

Found at boingboing.

Note: Keep trying. There is an ending.

Interesting ending. If I had to think up a meaning for it, it's supposed to symbolize him starting a brand new life and leaving every bit behind.

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:45 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
piccini9 wrote:I only made it through once before checking out.
What does that say about me?
First round, I went straight left and went with the bum.
Second round, I didn't bother to get dressed.
What does that say about me?

I did everything by the book then went straight to jump off the building.
what does that say about me ?

calamari kid · Post by **calamari kid** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:36 am

xtian wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:
piccini9 wrote:I only made it through once before checking out.
What does that say about me?
First round, I went straight left and went with the bum.
Second round, I didn't bother to get dressed.
What does that say about me?
I did everything by the book then went straight to jump off the building.
what does that say about me ?

I did the same. After that I kept going in naked and getting fired.

MoraleHazard · Post by **MoraleHazard** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:05 am

damn IT blocks. I'll have to look at it later from home.

MagnusTheBuilder · Post by **MagnusTheBuilder** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:22 am

This game is EPIC!!!!!

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan ... n-the-rope

If you haven't played it yet, you need to. This is not a trick.

The end credit song is totally worth the many hours of gameplay. All for free.

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:36 pm

Did anyone else get to pat the cow?

Post by **DerGolgo** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:47 pm

Sisyphus wrote:Did anyone else get to pat the cow?

I tried going back, but the cow was gone. That made me sad. I thought maybe the point of the game was to run away with the cow...

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:51 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:Did anyone else get to pat the cow?
I tried going back, but the cow was gone. That made me sad. I thought maybe the point of the game was to run away with the cow...

Insofar as I can tell, the whole point of the game is to jump. I caught the leaf, went with the bum to the cemetery... In the end all there is is the cubicle. So I jump.

Post by **DerGolgo** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:58 pm

Sisyphus wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:Did anyone else get to pat the cow?
I tried going back, but the cow was gone. That made me sad. I thought maybe the point of the game was to run away with the cow...
Insofar as I can tell, the whole point of the game is to jump. I caught the leaf, went with the bum to the cemetery... In the end all there is is the cubicle. So I jump.

I think it's maybe a statement on suicide...if you kill yourself, you'll end up in a bleak and lonely world where the only other person is you, while you are killing yourself, for you to watch.

SomeMook · Post by **SomeMook** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:05 pm

Rev wrote:
SomeMook wrote:I guess you all have not heard of N?

http://www.thewayoftheninja.org/n.html

Its free and addicting as hell. I've been playing it on and off for a few years.
Did you check out the one I'm talking about? It's... different.

Yes, it was interesting.

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:40 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:Did anyone else get to pat the cow?
I tried going back, but the cow was gone. That made me sad. I thought maybe the point of the game was to run away with the cow...
Insofar as I can tell, the whole point of the game is to jump. I caught the leaf, went with the bum to the cemetery... In the end all there is is the cubicle. So I jump.
I think it's maybe a statement on suicide...if you kill yourself, you'll end up in a bleak and lonely world where the only other person is you, while you are killing yourself, for you to watch.

So that's it then? That's stupid. I managed to kill myself the second time 'round.

rolly · Post by **rolly** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:18 pm

Sisyphus wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:Did anyone else get to pat the cow?
I tried going back, but the cow was gone. That made me sad. I thought maybe the point of the game was to run away with the cow...
Insofar as I can tell, the whole point of the game is to jump. I caught the leaf, went with the bum to the cemetery... In the end all there is is the cubicle. So I jump.
I think it's maybe a statement on suicide...if you kill yourself, you'll end up in a bleak and lonely world where the only other person is you, while you are killing yourself, for you to watch.
So that's it then? That's stupid. I managed to kill myself the second time 'round.

The cool thing about this is it makes you think, and spurs discussion.
Case in point: Dergolgo, you are wrong.

SPOILERS AHOY:

The people disappear after you've completed all the steps, jump on day one and everyone is still there on day 2. And all the office drones look identical, so it's not necessarily you.

How about this: You're stuck following the same routine every day and you keep looking for a way out. You may find little ways you can subvert it but in the end nothing changes. Even death is no escape. Everyone else seems content with their place until the end when they're all gone, and the only one you see is leaping to his death. So all along everyone else has been doing the same as you, trying to get out.

Post by **DerGolgo** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:22 pm

That makes a heck of a lot more sense.

I was reminded of "What dreams may come" and that suicide thing just slotted right in there.

thesoapster · Post by **thesoapster** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:48 pm

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:This game is EPIC!!!!!

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan ... n-the-rope

If you haven't played it yet, you need to. This is not a trick.

The end credit song is totally worth the many hours of gameplay. All for free.

I'm guessing the "hours of gameplay" part was a joke.

Below is the most epic flash game I have played in my life. So much shit jam packed in it. You'll see.

Ultimate Crab Battle

You will not be disappointed.

Post by **DerGolgo** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:20 pm

thesoapster wrote:
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:This game is EPIC!!!!!

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan ... n-the-rope

If you haven't played it yet, you need to. This is not a trick.

The end credit song is totally worth the many hours of gameplay. All for free.
I'm guessing the "hours of gameplay" part was a joke.

Below is the most epic flash game I have played in my life. So much shit jam packed in it. You'll see.

Ultimate Crab Battle

You will not be disappointed.

That's some higher order weirdness that is.

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