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Post by rolly » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:03 pm

This is why you can't fly
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Yeah, I wouldn't want to fly either with that going on. Also, holy shit!
There were more pics here, but the site seem to be down.



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Post by Pancake » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:12 pm

There can be only one...?

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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:16 pm

All sorts of airline execs are running around, screaming about the no-fly orders being due to a bad computer-model, there's no danger, look, we have carried out testflights, there is not danger!
Niki Lauda himself took one of his Airbuses up and reported he only saw blue skies and didn't smell any ash.

There's supposed to be a proper scientific survey flight tomorrow - but they don't have flight permission yet :P

Personally, I don't really mind. The meteorologists say the lack of air traffic has the exact same effect as it did in the USA on 9-12-2001, warmer days and cooler nights. Cool nights I've gotten used to, but the warmer days are sure nice.
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Post by Sisyphus » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:48 pm

I'm tired of all the human interest stories on the "news" that have some travesty about the people stuck in a European airport. I'm sure that if these whining people just relaxed a little bit, they'd leave the fucking airpoirt and go check out the town or something, instead of martyring themselves. The next big story in the news will be that all these babies will be getting back on airplanes, so they'll know when to go back to the airport to resume suffering.
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Post by Sisyphus » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:53 pm

rolly wrote:There were more pics here, but the site seem to be down.
This is what I got:

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This error (HTTP 403 Forbidden) means that Internet Explorer was able to connect to the website, but it does not have permission to view the webpage.

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Post by rolly » Sun Apr 18, 2010 3:03 pm

Sisyphus wrote:I'm tired of all the human interest stories on the "news" that have some travesty about the people stuck in a European airport. I'm sure that if these whining people just relaxed a little bit, they'd leave the fucking airpoirt and go check out the town or something, instead of martyring themselves. The next big story in the news will be that all these babies will be getting back on airplanes, so they'll know when to go back to the airport to resume suffering.
I don't watch much tv so I can't comment on the stories you're seeing, but getting stranded somewhere, especially in a foreign country, can be a pretty stressful experience.

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Post by gazza » Sun Apr 18, 2010 3:29 pm

I don't think it is because of bad computer models? Are they talking about atmostpheric computer models?

On friday I found ash observations up to 30k feet. I did it. The fotos the Rolly posted are seriously cool shit.

Like the wakening of the ancient ice Cthulu.
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Post by Davros » Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:48 pm

rolly wrote: but getting stranded somewhere, especially in a foreign country, can be a pretty stressful experience.
Fuggin' New York :mrgreen:
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:55 pm

Nice pics!

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Post by piccini9 » Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:45 pm

motorpsycho67 wrote:Nice pics!

I think I found a new screensaver.
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Post by xtian » Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:55 pm

From what I heard on the news (no actually it was the gf, I don't watch news, I'm not fan of dead people) (except zombie strippers) volcanic ashes can scrap the paint off a plane and jam the jet engines, as observed on a Boeing a few years ago.
After being unable to sustain a certain level of altitude with all engine working, they analysed the dust in the the turbines and and it appeared to be volcanic dust.
this and the paint was gone.
I guess it's enough to strap all planes down in nowadays society and force all those poor people to spend more time in sunny tourist areas.
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Post by Beemer Dan » Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:07 pm

gazza wrote:Like the wakening of the ancient ice Cthulu.
What do you mean "like"???

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Post by goose » Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:27 am

they just postponed the GP at Motegi because the teams can't get out of Europe.

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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:15 pm

Who would have thought it's really dangerous!

Niki Lauda himself piloted one of his A-320s to the forbidden altitudes and declared "We saw no ash! The was only blue skies! We didn't smell any either, you'd smell ash!", to paraphrase (no, he really talked about the smell though. Doesn't cockpit air get recycled like the rest?!).

Now, NATO announced that, literally, "Someone flew the plane and it had glass in the engine." and now NATO is canceling all manner of flying. It was an F-16, apparently, but the NATO brass don't want to admit or deny that it was an American plane.
The guy did, however, admit: "You can fly, but it is dangerous." And that the collection of glass in the engine was "a very, very dangerous matter that could, in a not to distant future, have real consequences for our military capabilities".
Sooo....whoever came up with "Weather as a Force Multiplier: Owning the Weather in 2025" for the Air Force is probably creaming their pants right now and crunching some numbers on melting convenient mountains...

http://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article7 ... -Nato.html

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Post by rolly » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:08 pm

Well, on the flight that was the first time we really found out about the effect of volcano ash on airplanes, British Airways Flight 9, they reported smelling sulphur and I think visible 'smoke' in the cabin before the engines went out. I wouldn't bet thousands of air travellers' lives on Niki Lauda's nose though. The thing is you probably wouldn't know you were flying in dangerous concentrations of ash until it was too late, if I understand correctly.

Lauda Air says that "safety is our business" is their slogan (they also say that several other things are their slogan, they don't really seem too sure about it). Yeah. Let me just make a mental note to avoid flying with them in the future.

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Post by Zer0 » Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:11 pm

rolly wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:I'm tired of all the human interest stories on the "news" that have some travesty about the people stuck in a European airport. I'm sure that if these whining people just relaxed a little bit, they'd leave the fucking airpoirt and go check out the town or something, instead of martyring themselves. The next big story in the news will be that all these babies will be getting back on airplanes, so they'll know when to go back to the airport to resume suffering.
I don't watch much tv so I can't comment on the stories you're seeing, but getting stranded somewhere, especially in a foreign country, can be a pretty stressful experience.
If this had happpened last summer when my family was in Germany, I don't want to think about the headaches these cancellations would have caused. With 4 kids and my mom in a wheel chair, no hotel reservations, my dad is retired, but 4 of the 5 other adults had to be at work the day after we were supposed to arrive home. And with us broke at the end of the trip compounded with the shitty exchange rate between the dollar and euro ($3 for €2)? Yeah, I'd be somewhat chagrined.
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