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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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by Sisyphus » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:00 pm
I got a paddock stand for $30, I put a shorty muffler on my lawnmower, and recieved a big bottle of beer and a bottle of ketchup.
It was a good day.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
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by Toonce(s) » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:30 pm
That is some fine looking ketchup! I love Annie's stuff.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:14 pm
I thought you would be...older.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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by rolly » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:35 pm
That's awesome. I'm not sure your butler approves though.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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by Ames » Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:27 pm
Happy birthday! And now, a spanking! A spanking! And then...

Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:37 pm
Happy Birthday, Maine-iac!
No spanking from me though. Sorry. I'm sure your ass is nice and all, but still...
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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SomeMook
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Stephens City, VA
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by SomeMook » Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:32 pm
Happy birthday chief! Now, lets have a vid of that lawnmower in action!

All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
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by bndgkmf » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:29 pm
You're short. Happy birfday.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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by Sisyphus » Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:01 am
SomeMook wrote:Happy birthday chief! Now, lets have a vid of that lawnmower in action!

Lawnmower is actually running a little rich right now. I'm working on that. It sits outside all winter, so every spring is sort of a rough time for it.
If I put a lower bar on it I can push it myself.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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Sockpuppet
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Bowling Green KY
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by Sockpuppet » Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:36 am
Happy Birthday, rockin cool pic.
Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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by Jaeger » Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:37 am
Naw, man -- the lawnmower has ape hangers!
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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by Sisyphus » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:45 pm
I'm going to be singing that all day tomorrow!
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