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So, my German brethren, how many copies did you buy?

Post by Ames » Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:22 pm

I've always gotten a kick out of how repressed we are here in America about sex (even though it seems to be the cornerstone of all or our advertising...come on, who among us hasn't noticed that PopN'Fresh isn't getting more anatomically correct bulges?).

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1 ... 386653A551

Half an hour, eh? That's hardly enough time to get all the knots tied! :shock: :lol:


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Post by DerGolgo » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:15 pm

Wow. That is a definite first. Hadn't heard of it before. But why not, Germany and Austria are both free countries where it is perfectly legal to sell something that is also legal to give away for free.
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Post by Uncle Bob » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:03 pm

Great line Dergolgo, ( ..perfectly legal to sell...)
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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:32 pm

Uncle Bob wrote:Great line Dergolgo, ( ..perfectly legal to sell...)
It isn't mine I'm afraid, "Why is it a crime to sell something that is perfectly legal to give away for free?" came from some American comedian...buggered if I know who, I heard it on internet radio yonks ago.
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:12 pm

it was George Carlin...

"If fucking is legal, and selling is legal, why isn't selling fucking legal?"
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