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MagnusTheBuilder
Arbiter of Beard
Location: Denver, CO
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri May 07, 2010 1:26 pm

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<a href="http://www.holytaco.com/25-awesome-moto ... s">More</a>


Now, why in the hell can't we find a batman one for Ames?


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JoJoLesh
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Post by JoJoLesh » Sat May 08, 2010 11:51 am

in order of post aperance..
Meh
Sweet
Meh
SWEET
Only him, but kinda Steve-O esque IMHO
sweet

On the link...
I really dig the last pic. Why bother??

I'm thinking he is transporting that bucket. Is that the approprate hat on the from of the bike?
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat May 08, 2010 11:55 am

I like this guy.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Sisyphus
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat May 08, 2010 12:25 pm

^ That he appears to have a more reasonable excuse for a helmet over his instruments makes it even better.
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JoJoLesh
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Post by JoJoLesh » Sat May 08, 2010 1:21 pm

Ultimate way to say “Helmet laws SUCK!”
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun May 09, 2010 4:41 am

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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Post by Ames » Sun May 09, 2010 7:01 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:Image
"I'm the king of the mercy fuck!"
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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Mon May 10, 2010 2:47 am

Why did I know Ames would get that...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

Vespalina
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Post by Vespalina » Mon May 10, 2010 10:58 am

Bigshankhank wrote:Image
Isn't this Michael Ian Black from The State (and now from Michael and Michael, but I don't have cable these days) and Sierra Mist commercials?

I don't remember this skit...was it a skit from The State?
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Vespalina
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Post by Vespalina » Mon May 10, 2010 11:02 am

If you can find a Batman helmet for Ames, then I want a Batgirl helmet and I'll paint my ninja like this:
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One of my friends also wants me to rock the Batgirl suit, cape, and bright yellow leather gloves & boots. (not sure about the cape, afraid it will get stuck in the back wheel or something, plus too much wind resistance)
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Post by TallGuy » Mon May 10, 2010 12:05 pm

Here's one of mine

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"I ride way to fast to worry about cholesterol"

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Post by Zim » Mon May 10, 2010 12:21 pm

Nice!
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Post by Ames » Mon May 10, 2010 1:48 pm

Vespalina wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:Image
Isn't this Michael Ian Black from The State (and now from Michael and Michael, but I don't have cable these days) and Sierra Mist commercials?

I don't remember this skit...was it a skit from The State?
No. It was from Kids in the Hall. He had a cabbage for a head.
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