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First fix:
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
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by sun rat » Wed May 19, 2010 12:23 pm
in SAUDI ARABIA!
http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?id=175779
It was a scene Saudi women’s rights activists have dreamt of for years.
When a Saudi religious policeman sauntered about an amusement park in the eastern Saudi Arabian city of Al-Mubarraz looking for unmarried couples illegally socializing, he probably wasn’t expecting much opposition.
But when he approached a young, 20-something couple meandering through the park together, he received an unprecedented whooping.
A member of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, the Saudi religious police known locally as the Hai’a, asked the couple to confirm their identities and relationship to one another, as it is a crime in Saudi Arabia for unmarried men and women to mix.
For unknown reasons, the young man collapsed upon being questioned by the cop.
According to the Saudi daily Okaz, the woman then allegedly laid into the religious policeman, punching him repeatedly, and leaving him to be taken to the hospital with bruises across his body and face.
fuck it all.
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Mask
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: FL
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by Mask » Wed May 19, 2010 1:19 pm
I'd like to congratulate her by buying her a beer.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Wed May 19, 2010 1:30 pm
Huzzah for her!
Things seem to be generally looking up for women in Saudi Arabia.
Rescue workers are now permitted to rescue immodestly dressed women and even take them out of a burning building.
That is a brand new regulation there, only 8 years after over a dozen schoolgirls burned to death when the moral police prevented the firefighters from saving them.
That's the quality of that medieval toilet the west is so intent on keeping happy.
God I hope the oil runs out soon...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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by rolly » Wed May 19, 2010 1:31 pm
Mask wrote:I'd like to congratulate her by buying her a beer.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Thu May 20, 2010 11:00 am
YOU
GO
GIRL
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
