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Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Uh oh
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Uh oh
Beautiful weather in store for this weekend... I'm itching for a nice, long ride. That's when my wife has to screw things up. Now I have to stay home while all the nice weather passes me by. Sit on my ass, pick my nose, twiddle my thumbs... All because of her and a lousy 1 centimeter.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
I thought that a mini-rant would sound more interesting than:
She could go into labor at any moment I'm freaking out this is my first no experience with babies don't know what to do can't wait already set up the baby seat in the car asking her how she feels constantly got bags packed ready to go at a moment's notice oh my god I'm gonna be a dad what about daycare don't forget the call list where did I put those cigars what will her first birthday be like I hope labor isn't cruel to my wife oh no did I put gas in the car don't panic there's no reason to panic how do I change a diaper am I ready for this I'm excited I'm scared maybe I should practice breathing wait that's for her to do not me oh my god oh my god oh my god!
She could go into labor at any moment I'm freaking out this is my first no experience with babies don't know what to do can't wait already set up the baby seat in the car asking her how she feels constantly got bags packed ready to go at a moment's notice oh my god I'm gonna be a dad what about daycare don't forget the call list where did I put those cigars what will her first birthday be like I hope labor isn't cruel to my wife oh no did I put gas in the car don't panic there's no reason to panic how do I change a diaper am I ready for this I'm excited I'm scared maybe I should practice breathing wait that's for her to do not me oh my god oh my god oh my god!
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Congrats to both of you, but don't worry yet. The really terrifying stuff is still to come! 
Oh, and whatever you do you MUST resist the urge to ask the doctor to throw in an extra stitch. It is AMAZING how fast a woman will recover to crush your balls!
Oh, and whatever you do you MUST resist the urge to ask the doctor to throw in an extra stitch. It is AMAZING how fast a woman will recover to crush your balls!
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Nice baby, sir.-
brockster
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Ohio
No shit..in other words, when your youngest no longer needs diapers, or Pull-ups, will be a very happy day in your life! Probably on par with the day that you no longer have to buy baby formula.vespaboy wrote:Congrats! Babies are awesome, until you realise that they don't have instructions, will scream all night, and excrete a truely remarkable range of bizare substances. Good luck!
*(vespaboy awaiting child #2 with some trepidation...)
Brockster
Ohio.
'01 HD Sportster Sport XL1200S
'85 Honda Eilte - needs electrical work
'77 Vespa w/Pinasco 177 kit - seized
'76 CB550 project
Ohio.
'01 HD Sportster Sport XL1200S
'85 Honda Eilte - needs electrical work
'77 Vespa w/Pinasco 177 kit - seized
'76 CB550 project
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Delphia
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
- Contact:
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Aggroton
- Chuck Asap
- Location: Wrenchtown
oh my...you sound just like i did 2 weeks ago...except...i missed the whole carlisle show while my wife was in labor...congrats though!!! thats a girl right? mine is named nola...family camping coming up ?zimquidl wrote:I thought that a mini-rant would sound more interesting than:
She could go into labor at any moment I'm freaking out this is my first no experience with babies don't know what to do can't wait already set up the baby seat in the car asking her how she feels constantly got bags packed ready to go at a moment's notice oh my god I'm gonna be a dad what about daycare don't forget the call list where did I put those cigars what will her first birthday be like I hope labor isn't cruel to my wife oh no did I put gas in the car don't panic there's no reason to panic how do I change a diaper am I ready for this I'm excited I'm scared maybe I should practice breathing wait that's for her to do not me oh my god oh my god oh my god!
thats a sweet bike.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
I was going to post a picture of the "Poopy Sheet" we got in the prenatal class, but decided that I should have some class.vespaboy wrote:Congrats! Babies are awesome, until you realise that they don't have instructions, will scream all night, and excrete a truely remarkable range of bizare substances. Good luck!
*(vespaboy awaiting child #2 with some trepidation...)
I have already threatened the minibike track around the yard. The flat-black carseat is a great idea, but don't want to roast little Madeline on a sunny day.
Haven't been on the bike in over a week... and that's just fine with me.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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luc
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: denver -right behind ya -RUN!
then the real fun starts eybrockster wrote:No shit..in other words, when your youngest no longer needs diapers, or Pull-ups, will be a very happy day in your life! Probably on par with the day that you no longer have to buy baby formula.vespaboy wrote:Congrats! Babies are awesome, until you realise that they don't have instructions, will scream all night, and excrete a truely remarkable range of bizare substances. Good luck!
*(vespaboy awaiting child #2 with some trepidation...)
life is like a blade of grass.... forget why but i'm sure it is
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
