http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
This is a really brilliant way to handle a bunch of idiots.
Here's his homepage with the letter he wrote to the Kansas City School Board
http://www.venganza.org/index.htm
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I think I may convert
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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I think I may convert
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
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thack
- Magnum Jihad
do not mock the monster, for his works are great.
he giveth us the strippers and beer as a reward for our earthly immorality.
if you continue your mocking, i will be forced to post a picture of myself in my pirate regalia.
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confirmed flying spaghetti monsterist.
fear his noodly appendage.
he giveth us the strippers and beer as a reward for our earthly immorality.
if you continue your mocking, i will be forced to post a picture of myself in my pirate regalia.
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confirmed flying spaghetti monsterist.
fear his noodly appendage.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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EXCELLENT!
it resumes my feelings about religion without the long boring explanation.
it's so ZEN!
great, thank you.
now my only fear is so many people find that concept so funny/smart, they start spreading it and it becomes a REAL religion and some poor bum in a bar cry and try to explain that he only did it to mock religion and nobody believe him and he as to dance so people give him money to buy tequilla
it resumes my feelings about religion without the long boring explanation.
it's so ZEN!
great, thank you.
now my only fear is so many people find that concept so funny/smart, they start spreading it and it becomes a REAL religion and some poor bum in a bar cry and try to explain that he only did it to mock religion and nobody believe him and he as to dance so people give him money to buy tequilla
I'm not really from around here.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Well, if they handed out spaghetti with meatball sauce instead of those dry crackers on sunday, I might not have stopped going to church when I was 16. I would still have turned out an atheist, probably, but at least pasta goes with read wine, unlike those other things.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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deaconblooz
- Magnum Jihad
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16?! god you must have been ungry to go that longDerGolgo wrote:Well, if they handed out spaghetti with meatball sauce instead of those dry crackers on sunday, I might not have stopped going to church when I was 16. I would still have turned out an atheist, probably, but at least pasta goes with read wine, unlike those other things.
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Hanover Fist
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All Fridays Are Holidays
Unlike God, the dirty, Christian liar, the Flying Spaghetti Monster was honest with His subjects and admitted to taking 3 days of rest after popping out the universe in just 4 days. As such, His Noodlyness deemed that Friday, Saturday AND Sunday be days of rest, with special emphasis on Friday, in which one should drink much wine.
Who would want seventy virgins? That would just be a huge headache, but a stripper factory and a beer volcano...now we're talking. I might have to rethink my stance on religion now.Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven
The secret of success is getting up one more time than you have fallen down.
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UVF02052
- El Asbestos Pajamas
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