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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
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Contact:
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by bndgkmf » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:50 pm
Thought this was relatable to our little group.
How many motorcycle forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:59 pm
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
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Contact:
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by bndgkmf » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:04 pm
Oh well, that was before my time anyway.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:16 pm
That's 190 forum members right there, do we even have that many active?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:37 pm
this hate-filled posting is the "cafe racer" of insidious trolls.
Indeed, it is fraught with institutionalized racism and the humor may, or may not be sexist (No Dame-ish is not a language - it's sexism gawdammit!).
I am appalled by this posting. Can't you fucking see that this is not a rat bike? You can't just throw a "bulb" and tail tidy on a post and call it a rat bike!
Postings like this, they make me sick and now, I'm leaving the forum.
Toodles!
Wha? No photoshopped "Free (Range) Goose?!" Fine, I'm done!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:01 pm
Fuck you! You are wrong! And probably ugly too!
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
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by Pintgudge » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:10 pm
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH 3-WHEELERS ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:18 pm
goose wrote:
Postings like this, they make me sick and now, I'm leaving the forum.
Toodles!
Wha? No photoshopped "Free (Range) Goose?!" Fine, I'm done!
xoxoxxo,
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
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Contact:
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by maniacles » Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:40 pm
Thought this was relatable to our little group.
Quote:
How many motorcycle forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Me too!
AKA Krampus
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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Contact:
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by xtian » Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:05 pm
nazi's !
I'm not really from around here.
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
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Contact:
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by FastCat » Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:50 pm
Do any of you guys use Fram® light bulbs?
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:53 am
FastCat wrote:Do any of you guys use Fram® light bulbs?
Nah, they don't have an amperage anti-drain back valve like the OEM bulbs do.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Dobbs
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Aurora
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by Dobbs » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:52 am
Does it scare you? That I'm able to discern, what to love and what to burn!
Dobbs
07 Shadow Sabre VT 1100
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srg
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: the state of insanity !
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by srg » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:41 am
ur awl shtuupyd oOo!
this is so fake and gay! (shut up troll)
'It's the quiet ones you have to worry about . . . .'
