So there's this baseball thing going on here. It makes my whole day to see tv crews from texas invading San Fran and getting the shock of their lives. Transvestites singing the national anthem, remote access from the Castro and this:
CoC can attest the the prevalence of the kind stuff here:
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Sometimes I love San Francisco . . .
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Sometimes I love San Francisco . . .
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Freaks.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
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All the sportscasters here are douchebags. Plus most everyone here only cares about the Cowboys. Now of course everyone is walking around in Rangers gear. Anyway, on a personal note, I've been following the Rangers since I was 8 years old. We took down the evil empire this year so I'm satisfied. I got tickets to Game 3 here in Arlington so I can see the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
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UndertheGun
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dozer
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GIANTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD SERIES EAT A DICK TEXAS.
I think i'll smoke some weed to celebrate.
I think i'll smoke some weed to celebrate.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Everyone down here did the same thing last year when the out-of-losertown Devil Rays made it to the series. Suddenly all the Buccaneers jerseys went away and now every keeps talking about Carlos Pena. Oh, the same thing happened when the Lightning won The Cup a few years back. Fair weather fans rule.bndgkmf wrote:All the sportscasters here are douchebags. Plus most everyone here only cares about the Cowboys. Now of course everyone is walking around in Rangers gear. Anyway, on a personal note, I've been following the Rangers since I was 8 years old. We took down the evil empire this year so I'm satisfied. I got tickets to Game 3 here in Arlington so I can see the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zer0
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Re: Sometimes I love San Francisco . . .
andgoose wrote:So there's this baseball thing going on here. It makes my whole day to see tv crews from texas invading San Fran and getting the shock of their lives. Transvestites singing the national anthem, remote access from the Castro and this:
CoC can attest the the prevalence of the kind stuff here:
No contest, Gunnie.. Pot is good for business, especially concessions. Beer is good for getting pissed off. Giant fans have been pissed off for too long, pot helps them keep their mellow, beer will just lead to fights.UndertheGun wrote:I'd rather have a bunch of potheads sitting behind me at a ball game instead of drunk slobs.
That said, even though I'm a Dodger fan, I'm pulling for the Gints--much more loyal fans, period, and there's no one worth hating on the team, unlike most other Giant teams. I like these guys.
Plus they'rte playing a Texas team, so yeah, one more, Giants. I only hope Texas wins tonight so SF can win it at home.
But yeah, the Giants have trannies opening their games, the Rangers invite Bush I and II.
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'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
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I said I have a big stick.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
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No, not it, Golgo, but a good one. Outfielders for the Rangers were commenting that they could smelll the weed when they were on the field. 
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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rolly
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
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I know things, Rollie. Knowing things makes guessing easy. But only if you're me, which you aren't I think.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...