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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:45 pm

Yesterday I bought a cheap, shitty cutoff saw from Harbor Freight.
I was expecting crap, but I also won't be using the thing enough to justify a $300 tool, so I was willing to settle with something that wasn't all that great.

It took literally over a half an hour to cut through a 3/4" piece of steel. I would've given up and used my angle grinder (which does the same job in about a minute and a half) but I needed straight and accurate cuts.

The degree markings on the fence were grossly erroneous, and as it turns out, the thing didn't even cut straight up and down.

After a couple of cuts, the wheel started wobbling, and then broke off in the steel I was cutting.

I finished the cuts with my angle grinder, and returned the saw this afternoon.


Another part of the project requires me to burn a circular hole through another 3/4" piece of steel.
For this I used my handy dandy oxy-acetylene torch. It was on the cheap side, again, because I couldn't justify spending hundreds of dollars on a torch. The first time I used it, the handle burst into flames around one of the fittings. I took it apart, sealed it up with thread tape, and continued.
I went to use it again (now the second or third time ever) and it did it again. Only this time it burst into flames because the metal of the handle has actually split along the casting seam.


Unrelated to all of this, I also spend a lot of time studying in places where I wish people would shut the hell up so I can concentrate.
I finally caved in, and got a pair of noise canceling headphones; a factory reconditioned pair from Sony.

I put them on, hit the switch, and continued to have a clear as day conversation with my roommate, whilst listening to the music that was playing softly through her computer speakers.


And all of this because I'm trying to be responsible and thrifty with my cash.

God. Damnit.

:x

I'm going back to buying the best *whatever* it is that I can possibly scrounge up to get. This shit is stupid.


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Post by red » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:04 pm

H.F. tools can be hit or miss. I just picked up a 12 ton press that works great but I guess it's kinda hard to mess that up. I've had good luck so far with things like hand tools, tap/die set and a compression gauge.

I don't know if I could trust the more complex and dangerous tools from there. I wouldn't risk a mill, lathe or welder from that place. Not that I can afford any of those anyway. :x
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Post by Sisyphus » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:29 pm

I"m about to get the same exact 12T press. How 'bout that?
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Post by My Little Pony » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:37 pm

Sisyphus wrote:I"m about to get the same exact 12T press. How 'bout that?
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Post by red » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:41 pm

Sisyphus wrote:I"m about to get the same exact 12T press. How 'bout that?
I like it, well worth the $130. Had to buy it so I could change out the LCA bushings on my Comanche. They have an A-Frame press for $150 that I like better but they didn't have it in store and I needed it ASAP.

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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:21 am

My Little Pony wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:I"m about to get the same exact 12T press. How 'bout that?
What for?
Bending bronze and stainless straps. Crushing things, probably marbles and action figures. That kind of thing.
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Post by rc26 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:51 am

I run into that with HF tools as well. Hit or miss...mostly good luck with them.
For cutting steel stock I use an old 10" Makita miter saw with a steel cutting disc. Worked great so far. My 4" Makita angle grinder does a good job as well for smaller stuff.
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Post by Pattio » Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:00 am

steel 3/4" thick? wtf are you making?

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Worst ever purchase was the huge zip-tie assortment. You literally get three bad ones before a good one every time you reach in. I should chuck the whole jar in the trash and be done with it, but I keep it around, like a practical joke I play on myself.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:51 pm

I had to make a sculpture as part of the flaming hoop jumping process that goes along with joining tau beta pi (it's an honors society; kind of like phi beta kappa for engineers). Other kids make theirs out of sculpture putty or by gluing shit together. With a garage full of the appropriate tools, I figured it would take me about an hour just to weld one up. With my tools going to shit, and all of the running around I had to do, it took me two whole evenings.
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Post by Ames » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:51 pm

A flaming hoop sculpture? Really? They wanted you to build a metaphor for college? :lol:
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Post by piccini9 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:57 pm

Kinda hard to find a good image, but the "Square Peg - Round Hole" sculpture at Initech always cracks me up.
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Post by Jonny » Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:58 pm

Ames wrote:A flaming hoop sculpture? Really? They wanted you to build a metaphor for college? :lol:

Hahahahaha! :lol:

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Post by CarolinaBoy » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:14 am

Total hit or miss. I usually go there for tools I won't use often.

Two weeks ago I bought a bearing puller. Totally broke into pieces when I used it. Although, it did end up taking 5 tons from a hydraulic press to get the bearing out...

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:18 am

Ames wrote:A flaming hoop sculpture? Really? They wanted you to build a metaphor for college? :lol:
Yeah, basically.

I had to make a replica of this thing:

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It should have been dirt simple, but it took two freaking days with all of the tool hassle.
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Post by rc26 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:39 am

piccini9 wrote:Kinda hard to find a good image, but the "Square Peg - Round Hole" sculpture at Initech always cracks me up.
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Post by calamari kid » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:00 pm

rc26 wrote:
piccini9 wrote:Kinda hard to find a good image, but the "Square Peg - Round Hole" sculpture at Initech always cracks me up.
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Initech? That's the name of the company in the movie "Office Space" isn't it?
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Post by Zer0 » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:57 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote: tau beta pi (it's an honors society; kind of like phi beta kappa for engineers).
I'm a lifetime member of an Intl. English Honors society. The best Greek name ever: Sigma Tau Delta

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