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Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
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- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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This is insane...
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
This is insane...
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
What the fuck is wrong with people? How does someone even make that leap? It goes beyond illogical, beyond insanity into pure love of chaos.-
Aston
- El Asbestos Pajamas
I wonder if she'd do the same thing to an old geezer on a Triton? Or an outlaw Harley guy? I don't think the sportbike guys would have to worry, seeing as how they can get on the gas and 10 seconds later they're doing 130mph+.
Good thing there were some cops around, because i could just see the guy on the scooter strangling the silly broad. I don't think i could fault him if he did.
-Aston
Good thing there were some cops around, because i could just see the guy on the scooter strangling the silly broad. I don't think i could fault him if he did.
-Aston
1970 CB350, rat cafe thing. Unfinished.
"They didn't come on with theories and songs and quotations, but with noise and muscle and sheer balls." - HST, Hells Angels
"They didn't come on with theories and songs and quotations, but with noise and muscle and sheer balls." - HST, Hells Angels
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Yeah. It's called "self defence". Soccer mom assualted him with a deadly weapon, with intent to cause grievou bodily harm, if not attempt to kill. She belongs in a nuthouse, she is obviously a danger to others (nevermind herself).Aston wrote:I wonder if she'd do the same thing to an old geezer on a Triton? Or an outlaw Harley guy? I don't think the sportbike guys would have to worry, seeing as how they can get on the gas and 10 seconds later they're doing 130mph+.
Good thing there were some cops around, because i could just see the guy on the scooter strangling the silly broad. I don't think i could fault him if he did.
-Aston
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Hanover Fist
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Nor Cal
- Contact:
Damn. I'd say that's one example of there not only being a cop around when you need one, but three. Any idea what state this happened in? I don't know what state St. Clair Shores or Warren is in. Just curious about their road rage laws. I don't know if $500 would have calmed me down though...
The secret of success is getting up one more time than you have fallen down.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
At first I thought this was going to be another "cager with a cell phone" rant (which I get pretty sick of), but boy was I wrong!
I'm not sure that $500 bucks would be enough for me to feel good about being assaulted with a deadly weapon. That guy could have easily been killed.
I'm not sure that $500 bucks would be enough for me to feel good about being assaulted with a deadly weapon. That guy could have easily been killed.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Fuck taking the $500! Take her to court and make sure she gets some SERIOUS fucking court-ordered therapy...and a public caning.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
It's in Michigan, near Gotham, I mean Detroit. How in the hell did she make the leap from her brother's death and the idea that motorcycles are dangerous to trying to run people down in her soccermom mobile? What the hell is going (or not going) on in her pea sized brain?
$500, not enough dude. I'd take the crazy ass to court just to make sure she got her DL taken away. Man, she's in charge of the lives of children for godsake. Maybe I should rethink the whole James Bond style smoke screen, oil slick idea. Or some sort of device that spits out tire shredders to stop murderous Moms from running me down.
$500, not enough dude. I'd take the crazy ass to court just to make sure she got her DL taken away. Man, she's in charge of the lives of children for godsake. Maybe I should rethink the whole James Bond style smoke screen, oil slick idea. Or some sort of device that spits out tire shredders to stop murderous Moms from running me down.
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
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rumblehed
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Calhoun, KY
payoff
It would have been more important to take the woman to court and make the situation public. Accepting the payoff implies tolerance of the offending behavior.
Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a night; set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
sounds like two skeletons having bum sex on a tin roof with soup can condoms -- a recently described engine noise
sounds like two skeletons having bum sex on a tin roof with soup can condoms -- a recently described engine noise
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Dobbs
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Aurora
That kind of crap makes me efin sick. I hope they threw the book at that lady. She has to be cracked! Not only was she trying to take out this guy Dan, but also, she had no regard for the safety of her kids while she was racing through traffic. “Make sure you’re buckled up honey, Mommy’s trying to kill some body” Lock her up and throw away the key!!
Does it scare you? That I'm able to discern, what to love and what to burn!
Dobbs
07 Shadow Sabre VT 1100
Dobbs
07 Shadow Sabre VT 1100
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Delphia
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
- Contact: