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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

My Girlfriend is Awesome.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:59 pm

She got me one of the Wolfman little tank bags for the KLR,
and a banana guard.

She said she just couldn't not get it once she started flipping through the Aerostich catalog.


Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:11 pm

Awesome girlfriends are awesome.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
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In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
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Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
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Post by Pattio » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:24 pm

She must be serious about a future with you if she's looking out for the safety of your banana.
-Pattio-

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:28 pm

Mine takes care of me pretty well, too...

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I crash a lot.

rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Post by rolly » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:06 pm

Cool!
…so what's the deal with the Wolfman logo? Is it supposed to look look a Care Bear?

gazza
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Post by gazza » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:14 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:Mine takes care of me pretty well, too...

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I'd hit it.
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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:15 pm

WAFS, you shouldn't post naked pix of your girlfriend on the web, you know what can happen.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:17 pm

rolly wrote:Cool!
…so what's the deal with the Wolfman logo? Is it supposed to look look a Care Bear?
I was kinda wondering the same thing.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Post by Zim » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:32 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:Mine takes care of me pretty well, too...

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NSFW!
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guitargeek
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Post by guitargeek » Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:57 pm

piccini9 wrote:
rolly wrote:Cool!
…so what's the deal with the Wolfman logo? Is it supposed to look look a Care Bear?
I was kinda wondering the same thing.
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xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Flat_Black_Rat
Rally Jackelope of Ever
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:58 pm

thrasherbill wrote:Awesome girlfriends are awesome.
Plus one

One of these days I will get me another one of them.
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:36 pm

guitargeek wrote:
piccini9 wrote:
rolly wrote:Cool!
…so what's the deal with the Wolfman logo? Is it supposed to look look a Care Bear?
I was kinda wondering the same thing.
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I may need this on a T-Shirt.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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guitargeek
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Post by guitargeek » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:08 am

Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:43 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:"The grip on the right is the fun regulator. The left is the girlfriend"
ftfy
-Pattio-

Korpen
Super Sexy Skyscraper
Location: Madison

Post by Korpen » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:37 pm

Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:07 pm

This alone is reason enough for me to get a PayPal account.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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