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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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Is Anyone Else NOT Watching the superbowl today?
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Is Anyone Else NOT Watching the superbowl today?
I stopped partaking in the spectacle of the NFL a few years back, but like a good Catholic on Easter I still made it to the big Game somehow, some way. This year, why fucking bother? Its raining so I cannot mow my yard, I've already tapped out everything I want to see on Netflix Instant Watch Streaming on my Wii, I've got a good book so maybe I'll just watch the rain fall and chill. Maybe I can clean the swingarm on my SS while the wheel is at the shop getting new rubber.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
It's sunny and warm (30's), while I'm dying to take Duc for a spin it ain't happening cause some fucker never sent my head-bearings.
We are doing to b-day party later on and because of the damn game there might be other tenants crashing out party at the condo's Club House since you can't have exclusive on SuperBowl. FUCK!
We are doing to b-day party later on and because of the damn game there might be other tenants crashing out party at the condo's Club House since you can't have exclusive on SuperBowl. FUCK!
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Fuck football.
BBCA has a Top Gear marathon.
BBCA has a Top Gear marathon.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
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Mean Chuck
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That is great but I am getting to the point of having most of the episodes memorized.guitargeek wrote:Fuck football.
BBCA has a Top Gear marathon.
Even though my hatred of all things NFL is no secret since it is not a religion that I believe in or support, I got invited to hang out with my neighbor to watch the game with a few friends which will consist of us talking about bikes for 3/4's of the time.
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Things I understand about football:
-Teams score points against each other
-Players wear mouth guards
-There are refs with whistles
-There are penalties
Things I don't understand about football:
- Why do they use a ball instead of a helmet cover to determine
the player who can score points?
- I have seen several plays where the point scorer ran past several
opponents without scoring any points. Bad officiating???
... I could go on and on, not even mentioning the lack of hot girls.
Football is way too confusing for me, I don't watch it.
-Teams score points against each other
-Players wear mouth guards
-There are refs with whistles
-There are penalties
Things I don't understand about football:
- Why do they use a ball instead of a helmet cover to determine
the player who can score points?
- I have seen several plays where the point scorer ran past several
opponents without scoring any points. Bad officiating???
... I could go on and on, not even mentioning the lack of hot girls.
Football is way too confusing for me, I don't watch it.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
No cable, and no FOX reception. (Is that such a terrible thing?)
While I detest advertising, the most I've watched the superhole for was the entertainment factor of the ads. I pass on the half-time show, then quickly bore of the rest.
While I detest advertising, the most I've watched the superhole for was the entertainment factor of the ads. I pass on the half-time show, then quickly bore of the rest.
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GeekGrl
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Being completely disinterested in football, I plan on doing my taxes today as being less annoying and more productive than watching the overhypedstupidbowl. 
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Davros
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Yep, hate football, well all organized sports really.
I don't get it, it seems like football fans are the first ones to make fun of someone being gay, yet they obsess over bunch of dudes in padding that exaggerates the male form playing with balls.
Besides, I turn 40 today, so I'm planning my midlife crisis.(and cleaning my house)
I don't get it, it seems like football fans are the first ones to make fun of someone being gay, yet they obsess over bunch of dudes in padding that exaggerates the male form playing with balls.
Besides, I turn 40 today, so I'm planning my midlife crisis.(and cleaning my house)
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Well happy birthday you Dr Who loving lunatic.Davros wrote:Yep, hate football, well all organized sports really.
I don't get it, it seems like football fans are the first ones to make fun of someone being gay, yet they obsess over bunch of dudes in padding that exaggerates the male form playing with balls.
Besides, I turn 40 today, so I'm planning my midlife crisis.(and cleaning my house)
As for me, I bought a damn car.
http://utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=16616686
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Airhead
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Seattle
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Win.Toonce Nader wrote:Things I understand about football:
-Teams score points against each other
-Players wear mouth guards
-There are refs with whistles
-There are penalties
Things I don't understand about football:
- Why do they use a ball instead of a helmet cover to determine
the player who can score points?
- I have seen several plays where the point scorer ran past several
opponents without scoring any points. Bad officiating???
... I could go on and on, not even mentioning the lack of hot girls.
Football is way too confusing for me, I don't watch it.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
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- Contact:
Hey Happy Birthday man. Mine's tomorrow.Davros wrote:Yep, hate football, well all organized sports really.
I don't get it, it seems like football fans are the first ones to make fun of someone being gay, yet they obsess over bunch of dudes in padding that exaggerates the male form playing with balls.
Besides, I turn 40 today, so I'm planning my midlife crisis.(and cleaning my house)
Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
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but you totally missed Dozer on the Doritos commercial...
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Sisyphus wrote:I don't do football.
Ditto
I usually go to my friend's annual Stuporbowl party however, where everyone but one or two completely ignore the game. Didn't make it this year, took a nap instead.
I enjoyed The Who at halftime last year (or was that the year before?)
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'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
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Happy B-day dude.Davros wrote:Besides, I turn 40 today, so I'm planning my midlife
crisis.(and cleaning my house)
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'91 EX500 (sold)
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
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If I wanted to watch a bunch of overpaid, steroid popping dudes wrestling and swaggering around slapping each-other's asses I'd just hit Redtube for gay porn.
Hell, we crash into trucks and we wear less armor than those fuckers. Am I the only one who thinks that if the USA is the new Rome, we need a much better colosseum?
Hell, we crash into trucks and we wear less armor than those fuckers. Am I the only one who thinks that if the USA is the new Rome, we need a much better colosseum?
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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