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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
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Awesome "third world" urban DH.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Awesome "third world" urban DH.
<iframe src="" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="">VCA 2010 RACE RUN</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user1803052">changoman</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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JoJoLesh
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mid-Michigan
- Contact:
Holly Sweetness!!
Passing this one on to my biker friends.
Whats up with the guy at the end? Uh, Dude, I think this rider knows what hes about and dosent really need your congrats on his use of gear.
Passing this one on to my biker friends.
Whats up with the guy at the end? Uh, Dude, I think this rider knows what hes about and dosent really need your congrats on his use of gear.
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
I have dreams that I'm doing stuff like that on a motorcycle, and they are jangleplatz! If I had to do that in real life I'd piss my own and everyone else's pants in a three mile radius! (and then crash on the first set of stairs) That guy has balls of diamond, holy crap!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
Wild!
If, like me, you want to <s>want</s> need to know more after seeing that, that was the Valparaiso Cerro Abajo, an annual downhill race in Valparaiso, Chile.
Here's a writeup up this year's race, which was just a couple weeks ago: Filip Polc Wins 2011 Valparaiso Cerro Abajo
(the video is from the previous year's event)
And here is what happens when you don't get it quite right:
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If, like me, you want to <s>want</s> need to know more after seeing that, that was the Valparaiso Cerro Abajo, an annual downhill race in Valparaiso, Chile.
Here's a writeup up this year's race, which was just a couple weeks ago: Filip Polc Wins 2011 Valparaiso Cerro Abajo
(the video is from the previous year's event)
And here is what happens when you don't get it quite right:
<object width='500' height='375'><param name='allowFullScreen' value='true' /><param name='AllowScriptAccess' value='always' /><param name='movie' value='http://www.pinkbike.com/v/167432' /><embed src='http://www.pinkbike.com/v/167432' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='500' height='375' allowFullScreen='true' AllowScriptAccess='always' /></embed></object>
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
That's just crazy. I really want to try something like that.
I'd probably piss Dan's pants though.
I'd probably piss Dan's pants though.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
I junked out on videos for quite some time after watching that first one.
Here is a good compilation:
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There is another one, that I can't seem to find right now, that has someone overshooting the whole damned landing ramp on that big drop, and exploding his back wheel.
Didn't look pleasant.
Here is a good compilation:
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5vI_iH6uAt0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
There is another one, that I can't seem to find right now, that has someone overshooting the whole damned landing ramp on that big drop, and exploding his back wheel.
Didn't look pleasant.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
I broke three bones and shit Dan's pants watching that.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact: