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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Trav
- Captain Delicious
- Location: Hagerstown, MD
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Contact:
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by Trav » Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:57 pm
I gotta show this to my mom.. the thesis for her masters in studio art was the american quilt.
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I'm interested in juxtaposing traditional handmade crafts with one of the more extreme musical genres, Heavy Metal. My work can be described as a collision of Iron Maiden Metal ballads with the outrageous stage antics of Ozzy Osbourne. Serious, yet attempting to take on a B movie Horror film style where even the beasts of Metal need a warm blanket to sleep with. The question remains… Can I play with madness?
Somehow I'm reminded of Napoleon Dynamite, and Jim from "the office"
God Damn Hipsters
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Contact:
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by rolly » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:16 am
Dudebro, I say this earnestly, that is awesomme \m/
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:15 pm
Nothing like my prized handmade quilt from my late Grandma, but still pretty cool.
Rolly, what is: \m/ ?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:38 pm
Gonna have to show this to my Ma. Quilting is one of the retirement activities she's taken up.
Zer0 wrote:Nothing like my prized handmade quilt from my late Grandma, but still pretty cool.
Rolly, what is: \m/ ?
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:47 pm
Ah yes. Thanks calimari.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
