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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Awesome Euro T-mobile advert involving bikes.

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:18 pm

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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:31 am

Hilarious!
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:57 am

That's good!
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:05 am

The whole motif is sorta familiar...I could have sworn I've seen this before, a few times actually, tv ads, comedy films...but darn if I could remember where.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:52 am

I don't get it.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Rock
Superfudge!
Location: East Coast
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Post by Rock » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:30 pm

before she visited UTMC:

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After:

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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:27 pm

Thanks for sharing that, I snorted.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye

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03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:48 pm

That chick is so hot it hurts.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:21 pm

Pfft. If she had ever visited the UTMC, she'd be tied up in my closet by now.

I mean, errrr.... Never mind.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:44 pm

Well, at least parts of her...

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:29 pm

Jonny, for the last time, that is NOT how sharing works in this kind of situation.
We have to take turns, man!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:43 am

(appropriately chastened)

stiles
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Mid Atlantic

Post by stiles » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:06 am

Fun. Hope they show it a lot on TV.
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa

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