No shit!
I know what it means, and I don't care.
PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
click her for the instant fix
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
Click if you have a problem.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
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Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
German G.Q. ROCKS!
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
German G.Q. ROCKS!
No shit!
I know what it means, and I don't care.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
I just wonder, Ames, my man, where do you always find that stuff? I mean, really, what's going on in your head surfing the site of german GQ? From what side of your shoulder did you hear the voice telling you to find out what the german (of all countries) issue of GQ is about in this month? Not that I'm not enjoying your findings but don't you think you spend way too much time on the internet?
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
high-end slamtoy
Nice Jaeger. That will definately become a regular part of my vocabulary.
And Badi's on to something, Ames. I've got other friends that eat/sleep/breathe sweating how the administration is hell-bent on killing us all and making a rpofit, so I guess I can understand your relentless pursuit of that.
But German GQ? Time to unplug a bit. I could see this level of cabin fever in late February maybe, but the bikes have only been away for a few weeks. Pace yourself man...
-Rench
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
- Contact:
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Gauss
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Denver
- Contact:
I don't get it...why does GQ want the Hiltons slags dead?....
<a href="http://gauss.smugmug.com" target = blank>My Pics</a>
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
Gauss, are you for real?
If yes, okay, I'm answering and really hope not to make an assclown out of myself by doing so:
As you may have noticed the german edition of GQ is written in a language called "deutsch". In this particular lingo the term "die" is an article that stands for the singular as well as plural female as well as plural male form of "the". So the headline doesn't say anything else but just THE HILTONS - from A-Z: Their Affairs, their luxury, their sex. For germans with their confusing grammar it's not at all funny. Only when you read it with english eyes it becomes slightly humorous.
If yes, okay, I'm answering and really hope not to make an assclown out of myself by doing so:
As you may have noticed the german edition of GQ is written in a language called "deutsch". In this particular lingo the term "die" is an article that stands for the singular as well as plural female as well as plural male form of "the". So the headline doesn't say anything else but just THE HILTONS - from A-Z: Their Affairs, their luxury, their sex. For germans with their confusing grammar it's not at all funny. Only when you read it with english eyes it becomes slightly humorous.
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Thanks for reenforcing the "humourless German" clichee mate.badi wrote:Gauss, are you for real?
If yes, okay, I'm answering and really hope not to make an assclown out of myself by doing so:
As you may have noticed the german edition of GQ is written in a language called "deutsch". In this particular lingo the term "die" is an article that stands for the singular as well as plural female as well as plural male form of "the". So the headline doesn't say anything else but just THE HILTONS - from A-Z: Their Affairs, their luxury, their sex. For germans with their confusing grammar it's not at all funny. Only when you read it with english eyes it becomes slightly humorous.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Gauss
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Denver
- Contact:
Ooooooooohhh, I thought it was just typosbadi wrote:As you may have noticed the german edition of GQ is written in a language called "deutsch". .
Hate to be a stickler on grammar, spelling and such, but it is spelled Dutch, and besides the language is German anyway
(....just kidding)
<a href="http://gauss.smugmug.com" target = blank>My Pics</a>
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
LMFAO! I appreciate the concern over my mental health, but I never really had any to begin with. Seriously, I'm not at the point where I'm reading German GQ. Though the Russian has a fascinating article on inexpensive ways to winterize your home with potatoes, then in the spring use the potatoes to make vodka, that I thought about translating.
I'm not suffering from bike withdrawel. As a matter of fact I just got a new battery for my baby and will be heading out in the 20-30 degree weather tomorrow.
Gauss, I swear, you're killing me.
I'm not suffering from bike withdrawel. As a matter of fact I just got a new battery for my baby and will be heading out in the 20-30 degree weather tomorrow.
Gauss, I swear, you're killing me.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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brockster
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Ohio
Please do, I love home improvement projects that you can drink, if you fuck 'em up bad enough!Ames wrote:...inexpensive ways to winterize your home with potatoes, then in the spring use the potatoes to make vodka, that I thought about translating..
Brockster
Ohio.
'01 HD Sportster Sport XL1200S
'85 Honda Eilte - needs electrical work
'77 Vespa w/Pinasco 177 kit - seized
'76 CB550 project
Ohio.
'01 HD Sportster Sport XL1200S
'85 Honda Eilte - needs electrical work
'77 Vespa w/Pinasco 177 kit - seized
'76 CB550 project
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact: