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cjp
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Oh my god! Becky! look at her butt!

Post by cjp » Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:37 am

She looks like one of those rap-guys girlfriends. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJjT0aHH ... e=youtu.be


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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:49 pm

Dude, I un-muted my laptop speakers for that based only on the thread.
Mute was quickly reactivated.
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Post by Jaeger » Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:27 pm

OMFG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE.

M just came downstairs to ask what was wrong.

Thanks, I needed that.

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:14 am

That's probably one of the best things I've seen on Yootubes, definitely in the top 5
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Post by piccini9 » Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:46 am

Ya get...sprung.
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Post by Mk3 » Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:49 pm

Played this for a class today.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

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Post by Groove » Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:12 am

Nice!
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Post by DerGolgo » Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:42 am

That is outstandingly funny. Also, that dude could probably make a mint as a voice actor for advertisers or audiobook producers who'd like to get Mr. McKellen but can't afford him.
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