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Pure genius

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motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Pure genius

Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:22 pm

Introducing the Popinator...

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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Re: Pure genius

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:18 pm

This could revolutionize snack time the same way Segway impacted transportation!

Seriously though, that's is awesome.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Re: Pure genius

Post by goose » Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:47 pm

fricken love it!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Re: Pure genius

Post by goose » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:30 pm

Combine this with the salt shotgun and you have salted popcorn trap shooting. jangleplatz!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Re: Pure genius

Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:29 pm

That fucking rawks
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Re: Pure genius

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:22 pm

Neat! I think I recall a similar machine, although not voice-tracking, which would throw a can of beer into your hand.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Bigshankhank
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Re: Pure genius

Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:47 am

DerGolgo wrote:Neat! I think I recall a similar machine, although not voice-tracking, which would throw a can of beer into your hand.
That's called "The Good Wife".
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Re: Pure genius

Post by calamari kid » Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:54 am

goose wrote:Combine this with the salt shotgun and you have salted popcorn trap shooting. jangleplatz!
Best idea I've heard all week.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Re: Pure genius

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:46 am

calamari kid wrote:
goose wrote:Combine this with the salt shotgun and you have salted popcorn trap shooting. jangleplatz!
Best idea I've heard all week.
Indeed! And, better yet, if you miss, you still get to eat the target!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Re: Pure genius

Post by Zer0 » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:16 am

I do not want this in my house, but I'm confident my 7 & 10 yr. olds would. It would only be a matter of time for bugs or marbles to find their way into that thing.
'74 R90/6--Thor
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Bigshankhank
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Re: Pure genius

Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:15 am

Zer0 wrote:It would only be a matter of time for bugs or marbles to find their way into that thing.
My wife was thinking peanut M&Ms. Like it was a good thing, something she would actually put to use.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Re: Pure genius

Post by Pattio » Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:40 pm

The BonBoninator: "Bon Bon!" zzzt zzzt *pop* "Mmmmmm!"
But why stop there? How about light industrial uses:
The Shopinator: "Screwdriver!" zzt zzzt *pop* "Ow!"
Or reducing health care staffing costs:
The Surgeonator: "Scalpel" zzt zzzt *pop* "Bleaaargh!"
Or at the shore:
The SunBlockinator: "Bukkake!" zzt zzzt *skeet skeet skeet* "eew"
-Pattio-

Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Re: Pure genius

Post by Pattio » Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:42 pm

Don't forget the PleaseDispersonator:

"Hey, what if I don't want to disperse, this is a peaceful protest, I have my rights" zzzt zzzt *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
-Pattio-

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Re: Pure genius

Post by motorpsycho67 » Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:12 pm

Pattio wrote: The SunBlockinator: "Bukkake!" zzt zzzt *skeet skeet skeet* "eew"


:lol: :lol:
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'82 Kawalski GPz750
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