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12ci
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia

siezing an opportunity

Post by 12ci » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:40 pm

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today you decide what tomorrow will bring

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:32 pm

What is that opportunity?
A collectible antique? Something you had always wanted?
Or are they going to discontinue that model? If it's the latter, isn't the 1911 made by, like, dozens of different manufacturers in the USA alone?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Bigshankhank
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Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:03 am

If its authentic, get it.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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Bo_9
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Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by Bo_9 » Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:12 am

You're going to rob a 7-11?
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

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Sisyphus
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Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by Sisyphus » Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:27 am

Cough, cough, *post count* cough, cough
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Rabbit_Fighter
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Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:42 am

For posterity. Now you can post again.

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"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Bo_9
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Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by Bo_9 » Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:49 am

Sisyphus wrote:Cough, cough, *post count* cough, cough
Subtle, Noice!
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

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Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by goose » Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:26 am

well played sir, well played!
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:02 pm

goose wrote:well played sir, well played!
Indeed sir, indeed! Too subtle for me, that.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

12ci
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia

Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by 12ci » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:54 pm

Sisyphus wrote:Cough, cough, *post count* cough, cough
dingdingdingding! we have a winnah!


and thank you to R_F for the screen capture!


i realised @ post #1905 that I had blown the chance to post a Springfield. i very nearly missed this one, too.

and, my apologies to Pattio (and any others) who found the image offensive. i assure you, sir, that i do respect your opinions, even if i don't agree with them. i'll try to resist posting an Enfield @ 1917.
today you decide what tomorrow will bring

Pattio
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Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by Pattio » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:05 am

12ci wrote:
and, my apologies to Pattio
A picture of a pistol without context is just a picture. afaiac calling me out serves to underscore that my pacifism is an outlier position in this group, and I have to accept that. I got the opportunity at doom to have lots of real chat with real people about nothing and anything, and the same thing kept happening: over and over, different people were forced to pause in their conversation, turn to me, and say "I know you won't like to hear this, Pattio, but blah blah permits blah blah caliber blah blah carry etc etc." It happened a lot. It's kind of a shitty feeling, knowing that you have taken a stance that makes the people you like have to say things like that, but its a great feeling to know that people at least know and care. There's only so many people in this world for me to not harm. I can not harm all of them and it won't really change much. Except that if one other person thinks somewhere in their mind that they know someone who chooses thus, maybe its not infinitely ineffective. Mostly, almost infinitely ineffective, but still something.
-Pattio-

Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
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Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by Pattio » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:59 am

P.S. to 12ci: thank you for thinking of me and for showing respect for differences, to a standard that I think I have often fallen short of reaching.
-Pattio-

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Sisyphus
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Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by Sisyphus » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:15 am

Just so you know, I don't see you as some sort of anti-gun fanatic. I don't know where that reputation comes from and it doesn't matter.
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Rench
the Harm in Harmony
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Re: siezing an opportunity

Post by Rench » Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:06 am

I'd go with your secondary feeling over the first Pattio. I think its entirely a sign of respect. I get the rare and shrugged off "well, Harleys have their place, theyre good at what they do, blah blah" occasionally. It means people are listening. And, as 12ci said, they don't agree, but they respect you as a person enough to not make it a rift.

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"I'm not a schemer..."

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