Hey kids!
November approaches. Some of you know what that means. For those that don't... I participate in National Novel Writing Month every year. Every year I blog the novel as I write it, meaning y'all get some crazy, raw, new fiction almost daily. Mostly, I write about gods behaving badly and riding motorcycles.
This year novel is: Death (she has a motorcycle, duh) is massively over-worked, more than before. She now has to collect a soul and rush to collect the next before taking the first to the afterlife, and sometimes she has to collect several before she has enough time to bring them all over. One of the souls she collects is a young woman who takes a keen interest in Death's job, and offers to help. Death decides to bring her on as an intern...
So, if you like story time, you might like this. Here's the blog: http://perkyreaper.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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2013 Edition of Shameless Self Promotion
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Re: 2013 Edition of Shameless Self Promotion
Bumpity. Hey, November 1 is Friday. Don't miss out on the fun!
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Re: 2013 Edition of Shameless Self Promotion
Sounds alot like the dead like me TV series from your description. I guess I'll just have to read and find out.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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Re: 2013 Edition of Shameless Self Promotion
Well, it's kinda like that, only this story is going to totally rock.
Which reminds me, chapter one is live, y'all: http://perkyreaper.blogspot.com/
Which reminds me, chapter one is live, y'all: http://perkyreaper.blogspot.com/
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Re: 2013 Edition of Shameless Self Promotion
Bumpity bump bump...
Chapter three is up. There's pro-wrestling.
Chapter three is up. There's pro-wrestling.
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Re: 2013 Edition of Shameless Self Promotion
Come on and do the humpty bump.
So, it's like, halfway through the month, and there's a lot of hot and fresh new fiction. Go read it, y'all.
http://perkyreaper.blogspot.com
So, it's like, halfway through the month, and there's a lot of hot and fresh new fiction. Go read it, y'all.
http://perkyreaper.blogspot.com
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Re: 2013 Edition of Shameless Self Promotion
Holy Fast Fiction! It's almost the end of the goddamned month!
The novel is still going strong. The shit is now hitting the fan. If you've been waiting because you can't stand waiting, well, stop waiting and go read it. I mean, fuck, you're going to miss out.
http://perkyreaper.blogspot.com
The novel is still going strong. The shit is now hitting the fan. If you've been waiting because you can't stand waiting, well, stop waiting and go read it. I mean, fuck, you're going to miss out.
http://perkyreaper.blogspot.com