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wyckedsin
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by wyckedsin » Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:07 am
It's a Custom Chrome HR3 Kit bike, kit runs about 12K without motor IIRC.
Sanity has left the building
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:54 am
wyckedsin wrote:It's a Custom Chrome HR3 Kit bike, kit runs about 12K without motor IIRC.
Interesting . . . to me, it looks more like a home made job. For some reason, the front end(particularly the front wheel) looks totally out of proportion. I think building big V cafe racers is really cool and all, but the lines on this one just don't seem quite right to me.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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by guitargeek » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:37 pm
It's the frame that's all wrong. There's too much space around the motor, the steering head is way out there, the fork is still too long. It's obvious to me that this "cafe" bike was designed by somebody used to building choppers...
No, THIS is how it's done!

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Rabbit_Fighter
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:58 pm
guitargeek wrote:It's the frame that's all wrong. There's too much space around the motor, the steering head is way out there, the fork is still too long. It's obvious to me that this "cafe" bike was designed by somebody used to building choppers...
You are absolutely right. Notice the position of the foot controls! I guess for some chopper guys, those would qualify as "rearsets".
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Thumper
- Magnum Jihad
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by Thumper » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:16 pm
Nice iron for sure. Super manx make timmy do the spanky-spanky.
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that
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Gauss
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by Gauss » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:46 pm
...There is nothing sexier than a naked cafe racer....
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Rabbit_Fighter
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:37 pm
YOWZA! Prices for the Super Manx starting at $39K!!! It certainly makes more sense than some of the "choppers" out there, but damn, that is a lot of money.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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maniacles
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by maniacles » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:40 pm
That was built by a friend of mine. Jarod used to be the head wrench at Hawg Heads before they went under. I thought he told me he built it for a customer. You really have to see the bike in person. The proportions are really alot better than in the pix. The thing is BIG! In a GOOD way! BG and I wouldn't look stupid riding the thing. Cruise up to Evergreen and check it out. I'd be happy to introduce you to Jarod.
AKA Krampus