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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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Want to know but are afraid to ask...
- rhinoviper
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Want to know but are afraid to ask...
Have you ever just been going about your daily business and realized there is a question that you want to know the answer to but are afraid that after the fact you could have been better off just not knowing? For example, this morning as I'm eating my breakfast, I'm continually reminded that I have no idea what exactly creates or comprises the runny, cloudy/clear liquid that floats atop my cup of yogurt. Then I think to myself that it probably has something to do with the live cultures and bacterias, in which case I'm probably better off living blissfully ignorant! 

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Re: Want to know but are afraid to ask...
Should be mostly water and whey.rhinoviper wrote: For example, this morning as I'm eating my breakfast, I'm continually reminded that I have no idea what exactly creates or comprises the runny, cloudy/clear liquid that floats atop my cup of yogurt.
Personally, apart from interpersonal issues, I don't think there is anything the knowledge of which would make me be worse off.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- guitargeek
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My general policy is that it's really better to know, no matter what it is...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
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Re: Want to know but are afraid to ask...
There are so many other runny cloudy/clear liquids that make me cringe and give me the heebie jeebies that I pretty much always resort to a time honored tradition....... just stir the hell out of it, and of course EAT!rhinoviper wrote: I'm continually reminded that I have no idea what exactly creates or comprises the runny, cloudy/clear liquid that floats atop my cup of yogurt. Then I think to myself that it probably has something to do with the live cultures and bacterias, in which case I'm probably better off living blissfully ignorant!
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- It's Just a Nickname
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Once I attempted to make my favorite candian treat:curd. Specifically cheddar curd. as St. Alberts cheese makes.
My friend had a book on home food systems from the '70's.
I was able to get the stuff I needed except for one thing.
An enzyme called rennet. Which through a little research I found was made from the lining of a calf's stomach. I finally found the rennet, and proceded with the cheesemaking.
And just so you know. the cheese didn't turn out exactly as I had planned, but it was still pretty good, kinda like the freshest mozzerella I ever had.
It even had the squeak that brand new cheese has when you eat it.
yes I love squeaky cheese curd.
But back to topic. I really would have preferred not to know where rennet comes from.
My friend had a book on home food systems from the '70's.
I was able to get the stuff I needed except for one thing.
An enzyme called rennet. Which through a little research I found was made from the lining of a calf's stomach. I finally found the rennet, and proceded with the cheesemaking.
And just so you know. the cheese didn't turn out exactly as I had planned, but it was still pretty good, kinda like the freshest mozzerella I ever had.
It even had the squeak that brand new cheese has when you eat it.
yes I love squeaky cheese curd.
But back to topic. I really would have preferred not to know where rennet comes from.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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RV, you little silly, you were eating some fancy organic fruit on the bottom yogurt wern'tcha? They don't have added stabilizers that prevent that separation. Stick to the big name stuff and take in all the god only knows what chem. additives in blissful ignorance of the chemical stew. Sheesh.
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that
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- chris1kanobi
- Maltov Rattlecan
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That white stuff on the top of your yogurt is Lactobacillus bulgaricus (or occasionally L. acidophilus ) and Streptococcus thermophilus they produce lactic acid during fermentation of lactose. The lactic acid lowers the pH and makes it tart and causes the milk protein to thicken. The partial digestion of the milk when these bacteria ferment milk makes yogurt easily digestible. In addition, these bacteria will help settle GI upset including that which follows oral antibiotic therapy by replenishing non-pathogenic flora of the gastrointestinal tract.
We homebrewers avoid these bacteria as much as humanly possible in the brewery, as it makes good beer taste like, sour cream and beer-ish liquid. Unless your are Belgian, then it tastes like heaven.
We homebrewers avoid these bacteria as much as humanly possible in the brewery, as it makes good beer taste like, sour cream and beer-ish liquid. Unless your are Belgian, then it tastes like heaven.

"All men dream: but not equally.
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was a vanity:
But the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,
For they may act their dreams out with open eyes, to make it possible.
...This I did." -Lawrence of Arabia
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was a vanity:
But the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,
For they may act their dreams out with open eyes, to make it possible.
...This I did." -Lawrence of Arabia
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There is a book called 'Why Do Clock's Run Clockwise' there are a bunch of irrelevant questions in there along with the answers.
Like:
Why don't dogs get horse when they bark all night long?
Why do runs in pantyhose go up instead of down?
Much fun reading.
Like:
Why don't dogs get horse when they bark all night long?
Why do runs in pantyhose go up instead of down?
Much fun reading.
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Oscar Wilde
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