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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

So, I am bored......

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:11 pm

....and I thought about a little psychological experiment.
Considering the number of BMW fans around here, I was wondering what kind of reaction this, taken only this year, would provoke:

http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/album_pic.php?pic_id=20


If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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rhinoviper
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Location: Tiny Town
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Post by rhinoviper » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:19 pm

Damn! :shock: (yes, eloquent of me, isn't it?)
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Bacon Torpedo
Location: Aurora, CO

Post by Photo » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:17 am

Now I'm gonna need a towel. Is this a meeting of the R90S owners club, or is a police department clearing out their old stock? (Mountain, get your passport!)
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:28 am

Here is a different perspective.
The sign says something like "Automotive Damage Specialist"

http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/album_pic.php?pic_id=25
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beemer pat
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Post by beemer pat » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:26 am

WOW..... nice eye candy.
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badi
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where do they come from?

Post by badi » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:06 pm

Nothing but a bunch of fugly old bikes and fugly old guys....




I like that!!!


PS: Photo, that pic looks like it was made in the netherlands. No, european police don't have golden bikes.
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maniacles
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Post by maniacles » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:39 pm

So THAT'S who's been cloning all the r90 S's. I was quite tempted to do that to mine!
AKA Krampus

Beemer Dan
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Post by Beemer Dan » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:47 pm

A couple squadrons of the older ones, very nice!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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beemers

Post by Abadon357 » Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:53 pm

far too many fairings for my taste
REST IN PEACE APPOLLYON,

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