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Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Which File Extension Are You?

Post by Ames » Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:04 pm

It's b een a while since we indulged in a worthless, time-consuming quiz, so with that in mind http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/10/extension_quiz.php
"You are .mpg You live life like it was a movie. Constantly in motion, you bring pleasure to many, but are often hidden away."


Cheers,
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Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:28 pm

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I lack what???
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Flat_Black_Rat
Rally Jackelope of Ever
Location: Seattle, WA

Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:56 pm

"You are .* You are a wildcard. You are everything to everybody. You can't make up your mind as to what you want to be."
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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SlyAttacks
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Post by SlyAttacks » Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:52 pm

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<a href="http://www.slyattacks.com/" target="_blank">SlyAttacks.com</a> (LoKi)

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badi
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Cool, I love musik

Post by badi » Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:56 pm

"You are .ogg Even though many people consider you cool and happening, a lot still find that you're a bit too weird to hang out with."
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

King Scoot Fighter
Magnum Jihad
Location: Denver City Denver

Post by King Scoot Fighter » Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:58 pm

I'm a .pdf


I don't get it.
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rhinoviper
Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
Location: Tiny Town
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Post by rhinoviper » Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:13 pm

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algiers
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Post by algiers » Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:52 pm

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"Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.

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spidergirl1nonly
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Inside my insanity
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Post by spidergirl1nonly » Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:53 am

"You are .exe When given proper orders, you execute them flawlessly. You're familiar to most, and useful to all."
Bwah! Some of the people I know might say the same thing! LOL!
Don't look now but there's another rocky road..
But 2day I'm gonna face it, yeah, cuz I'm sick of dealin' any other way
Nobody said the race was fair but I'm gonna keep runnin' just the same!
2day, 2day is the first day of the rest of my life!

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rhinoviper
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Post by rhinoviper » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:04 pm

goose wrote:Image

:shock: :mrgreen: :evil:
Somebody needs to get Bandit12 to take this quiz. I suspect you two might be similar in more ways than one!!! haha, doesn't play well with others...
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wyckedsin
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Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...

Post by wyckedsin » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:22 pm

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Can I play you? :evil:
Sanity has left the building

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happycommuter
Yep. Fuckin' Idiot.

Post by happycommuter » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:16 am

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actually this is quite inaccurate.

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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:39 am

rhinoviper wrote:
goose wrote:Image

:shock: :mrgreen: :evil:
Somebody needs to get Bandit12 to take this quiz. I suspect you two might be similar in more ways than one!!! haha, doesn't play well with others...
Hrumph........ same one I got.... go figure.
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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:29 am

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Well fuck, I was at least hoping to be an EPS or something!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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Dewey
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Post by Dewey » Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:33 am

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And I thought the only reason I was in danger of bring down the house was because instead of spending $7000 for structural work on my 105 year old foundation I bought a new motorcycle instead. :mrgreen:
Dewey
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eugene_a
El Asbestos Pajamas
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Post by eugene_a » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:03 pm

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Damnit, I was really shotting for an .exe! I don't agree with this jpg assessment at all... the only thing on it that was accurate is that I am hella forgetful.... what are we talking about again? :?

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spidergirl1nonly
El Asbestos Pajamas
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Post by spidergirl1nonly » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:19 pm

eugene_a wrote:Image


Damnit, I was really shotting for an .exe! I don't agree with this jpg assessment at all... the only thing on it that was accurate is that I am hella forgetful.... what are we talking about again? :?
You want to be an .exe with me? ;)
That there is an exclusive club! :lol:
Don't look now but there's another rocky road..
But 2day I'm gonna face it, yeah, cuz I'm sick of dealin' any other way
Nobody said the race was fair but I'm gonna keep runnin' just the same!
2day, 2day is the first day of the rest of my life!

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