I can do so pretty easily... which version do you want? PM me an email I can send the file to and you can have it.Rench wrote:Korpen! Did you actually change the format for iPod usage? This NEEEEEEEEEDS to go on my Rag playlist!!
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get on my horse...
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
No link in this thread is worth an iota of atttention or brain cells. Everything here is all dumb and must come to a horrible and permanent end. Now.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
wow, check out this version of Amazing Horse. best one yet
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where's the emoticon with the little hearts floating up?
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where's the emoticon with the little hearts floating up?
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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R&B Awesomeness
R&B Awesomeness
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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thack
- Magnum Jihad
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beck
- Magnum Jihad
anything from weebl is massively addicting and almost always catchy... i present to you...
jazz horse.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Jazz+Horse/
jazz horse.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Jazz+Horse/
Everything fun causes cancer, road rash, pregnancy, addiction, skin discoloration, broken bones, carpal tunnel, sprained eyeballs, rugburns, sideburns, exploding friends, insurance claims, insanity, etc... You can either lie safely in wait to shufflel'd off this mortall coile, or jerk it off hard and fast. Live life to the fullest, and use lots of lube
Beemer Dan.
Beemer Dan.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Thack, that was indeed amazing, but how exactly did you come across it?thack wrote:WARNING: WARNING: WARNING:
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
ROFL!
/RM
Edit: How long until someone wrecks themselves trying to replicate that, both by horse and by motorcycle?
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev