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Zer0
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Post by Zer0 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:47 pm

Here's what I'd do if I were you, in your situation, with your helmet.

1st I'd make double sure she knew you had set the helmet down where it was. She IS an adult and should have exercised some awareness. If she didn't--it's your gig. Also, if she is/was a rider, and again, an adult, she should respect your situation and do the right thing.

If she did know, I like pattio and Hank's words. Send it in to get a bill of sorts, andf show it to her--explain that it's really important you get this lid back to form, and ask how much she's willing to help out. If you're not counting on anything from her, yopu can't lose.

I'm the kind of person who would offer to pay and follow up on it, but when it happens to my stuff, I usually let it go, unless it turns into triple figures--then the other person has to take some responsibility. Remind tham how $$ are tight fpor you right now too.

What kind of person are you, Dozer? Follow your gut, be honest, respectful and forthright about it. After all, you were nice enough to do them this favor.


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Post by dozer » Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:44 pm

I just decided to con as much money as I could from my "friends", burn most of the money they gave me and buy beer with the rest. I plugged up my huge pussy with the helmet, and am now riding around with a plastic bandana with a DOT sticker on it so the fucking pigs won't bother me. Fuck yeah!
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MATPOC
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Post by MATPOC » Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:06 pm

Don't forget to get a some from the chick!!

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