Spaghetti in chili? Is it possible to to get it deep fried? Damn! I want in!!
Who brought the crusty bread?
Oh, and danke' for snagging a shirt from Aerostitch, helps to keep ze internics fed and the 404 immunity booster shots.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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matd
- Pin Puller
- Location: Point Isabel
As far as the pinkies go, how about I just crash one off for you all? I figure they're just like turn-signals... Gonna come off sooner or later!
How do you post pics? Do I need a gallery or some sort of internet account?
This was my racebike for the one and only weekend I attended last season. Stupid knee surgery! I let my 5 year old nephew paint it! That is, of course, if I know how to link a video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1-gx8FHOeI
We are in the process of repainting for Barber at the end of the month!
How do you post pics? Do I need a gallery or some sort of internet account?
This was my racebike for the one and only weekend I attended last season. Stupid knee surgery! I let my 5 year old nephew paint it! That is, of course, if I know how to link a video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1-gx8FHOeI
We are in the process of repainting for Barber at the end of the month!
There is no U in team.
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
you can also use the "embed" code, like this:
<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c1-gx8FHOeI&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c1-gx8FHOeI&hl ... 0&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>
and, welcome.
<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c1-gx8FHOeI&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c1-gx8FHOeI&hl ... 0&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>
and, welcome.
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
I like your nephew's work. Whaddya think he'd charge for a set of buell ulysses plastics?
For pics you'll need to have them up on a photobucket, flicker, or some such. Paste the pics url into a post, highlight it, then click the "Img" button near the top of the "Post a reply" page.
For pics you'll need to have them up on a photobucket, flicker, or some such. Paste the pics url into a post, highlight it, then click the "Img" button near the top of the "Post a reply" page.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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matd
- Pin Puller
- Location: Point Isabel
Thanks. Already have an account with Flikr. I'll give it a shot. As for now, it's time to down some coffee and hit the twisties!calamari kid wrote:I like your nephew's work. Whaddya think he'd charge for a set of buell ulysses plastics?
For pics you'll need to have them up on a photobucket, flicker, or some such. Paste the pics url into a post, highlight it, then click the "Img" button near the top of the "Post a reply" page.
Oh yeah. That first paint-job cost me a yo-yo. He told me to just find him a bag of cotton-candy for the next one. Painting tonight!
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
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Does the nephew like shiny-things? I have a moderately diverse collection of bent/burnt/broken pieces of metal that used to be stainless valves and transmission parts, and I need to get the gel-coat covered-up on the dragbike bodywork.matd wrote:Thanks. Already have an account with Flikr. I'll give it a shot. As for now, it's time to down some coffee and hit the twisties!calamari kid wrote:I like your nephew's work. Whaddya think he'd charge for a set of buell ulysses plastics?
For pics you'll need to have them up on a photobucket, flicker, or some such. Paste the pics url into a post, highlight it, then click the "Img" button near the top of the "Post a reply" page.
Oh yeah. That first paint-job cost me a yo-yo. He told me to just find him a bag of cotton-candy for the next one. Painting tonight!
Oh yeah, and Welcome!
PS - pay no attention to the digit-collectors. You can keep them distracted with video of an old suzuki rotary-valve motor - just tell them it's a "pinkilloutine".
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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