The beard has come and gone and come again. It hasn't gotten to the level it was at during grow number one, though. Up until Friday, I had a girlfriend who liked the way it felt on her; made her giggle, so I let it grow.
It's not been so blasted uncomfortable the second/third time around.
Funny thing about the social filter thing: Occasionally, I frequent this coffee shop downtown. There's this hipster broad who works there, and no matter how nice/funny/friendly I may be feeling and acting, I never got the time of day from this woman; crusty attitude, and that's it. Fine. No skin off my ass, coz I'll be just as happy/funny/friendly when I step away from the counter. My day will be great, and hers will stay at the self imposed level of suck at which she like to maintain herself.
Then I grew the beard.
Right around its peak, I went in for some study time, went to the counter to order some food, and she was ALL SMILES and flirts and good vibes.
I went out to a bar a few days later, and she was there... along with her gaggle of bearded, Portland hipster friends. Apparently having your face covered with man-fur is a ticket into some sort of elite social club amongst those "in the know."
I shaved soon after, and haven't been back to the coffee shop yet.
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Beards.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Maybe she just really likes the way they feel.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
- Contact:
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Right before I shaved it off:
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
GuitarGeek has been banned from beard competition due to suspected performance enhancing drug use. This will go down in history as The Great Face Weasel Doping Scandal of 2011.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
<------------------- Strange side effect to having a beard is these weird red marks seem to show up on my face every weekend!
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
For some inexplicable reason, my beard makes strangers want to talk to me.
How does having a giant beard and curly mustache take the edge OFF my prickly personality.
No joke, people will get up, walk across a restaurant just to thank me for having a beard. It is the strangest goddamn thing.
My beard makes me less of an overt asshole... Fuckin' bizarre.
Perhaps it is because they cant see the muscles in my jaw wrestling around in there, like squirrels in a burlap sack, as I clench my teeth while doing my best to resist the urge to grab the very table we are sitting at and beat our bitchy server to death with it while I wait to have my water refilled and she chews her gum obnoxiously like an inattentive bovine whore.
...
Yeah, it's probably that.
How does having a giant beard and curly mustache take the edge OFF my prickly personality.
No joke, people will get up, walk across a restaurant just to thank me for having a beard. It is the strangest goddamn thing.
My beard makes me less of an overt asshole... Fuckin' bizarre.
Perhaps it is because they cant see the muscles in my jaw wrestling around in there, like squirrels in a burlap sack, as I clench my teeth while doing my best to resist the urge to grab the very table we are sitting at and beat our bitchy server to death with it while I wait to have my water refilled and she chews her gum obnoxiously like an inattentive bovine whore.
...
Yeah, it's probably that.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:For some inexplicable reason, my beard makes strangers want to talk to me.
How does having a giant beard and curly mustache take the edge OFF my prickly personality.
No joke, people will get up, walk across a restaurant just to thank me for having a beard. It is the strangest goddamn thing.
My beard makes me less of an overt asshole... Fuckin' bizarre.
Perhaps it is because they cant see the muscles in my jaw wrestling around in there, like squirrels in a burlap sack, as I clench my teeth while doing my best to resist the urge to grab the very table we are sitting at and beat our bitchy server to death with it while I wait to have my water refilled and she chews her gum obnoxiously like an inattentive bovine whore.
...
Yeah, it's probably that.
It's true, happened to me a few times. Another odd phenomenon... a lot of women I know tell me the beard is awful, I'm so much better looking without it and I should shave it off... but they can't keep their hands off it! Think I'll keep it for a while longer.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
I get the same thing. It's probably because they can't grow one, so there is at least a morbid curiosity about it. And yeah, they can't seem to keep their hand out of it. Strangers even. People, especially women, just think it's acceptable to touch it. Huge invasion of personal space and boundaries. (Not ALWAYS a bad thing) Yet if I were to just reach out and run my hands through their hair or over their tits, it would be totally unacceptable.thrasherbill wrote:It's true, happened to me a few times. Another odd phenomenon... a lot of women I know tell me the beard is awful, I'm so much better looking without it and I should shave it off... but they can't keep their hands off it! Think I'll keep it for a while longer.
A beard, it's like tits for your face.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
MagnusTheBuilder wrote: A beard, it's like tits for your face.
Signature worthy! Thanks!
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
- Contact:
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ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
- Contact:
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Re: Beards.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Beards.
NUKE AND SHAVE
--Jaeger
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: Beards.
Damn thing had better stop itching or i'm taking a razor to it. I'm gonna try this conditioner theory out. No success in a week and i'm scraping the weasel off my face!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Beards.
Takes a long time for the itch to quit. Don't lose hope.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: Beards.
Don't give up, Goose. The first few weeks are a bitch and a half. I'm thinking I might be due to grow the fur back because I only shave avary 4-5 days everywhere and by day 4 people start asking if I;m growing one.
I hate shaving, but shaving beards suck even more, but Frau Zer0 hates beards. Life's never easy for me w/ beards.
Hell, I don't know. I need to get some tacos first and think about it.
Don't buckle under, goose.
I hate shaving, but shaving beards suck even more, but Frau Zer0 hates beards. Life's never easy for me w/ beards.
Hell, I don't know. I need to get some tacos first and think about it.
Don't buckle under, goose.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
Re: Beards.
Don't be a pussy goose.
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Re: Beards.
Get a fine comb and come it out. You will look gorgeous and it will feel better. In another week, you'll be golden.goose wrote:Damn thing had better stop itching or i'm taking a razor to it. I'm gonna try this conditioner theory out. No success in a week and i'm scraping the weasel off my face!
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: Beards.
Just make sure no one's around the first time you comb it out, unless they like seeing all those pretty little snowflakes that have been hiding in there (what else were you expecting with alll that inching?)Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Get a fine comb and come it out. You will look gorgeous and it will feel better. In another week, you'll be golden.goose wrote:Damn thing had better stop itching or i'm taking a razor to it. I'm gonna try this conditioner theory out. No success in a week and i'm scraping the weasel off my face!
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Re: Beards.
My cat frequently grooms my mustache and beard; usually around 4am.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
-
Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: Beards.
Funny, right around that time my old cat taps me on the chin with his paw to let him out. If I'm more comatose, he ever so gently and subtly uses a claw to get my attention. A 1 month beard is like kevlar to him, which, to my chhagrin, brings on more purposefully-extended claws.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:My cat frequently grooms my mustache and beard; usually around 4am.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
Re: Beards.
i was advised to wash it frequently with baby shampoo.goose wrote:Damn thing had better stop itching or i'm taking a razor to it. I'm gonna try this conditioner theory out. No success in a week and i'm scraping the weasel off my face!
today you decide what tomorrow will bring
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: Beards.
Looks like I'm back in the unshaven camp. My li'l one asked me to grow one for his b-day, 12/23. 5 days in 
It's always more interesting to see how much more gray comes in every year.
It's always more interesting to see how much more gray comes in every year.'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: Beards.
lotsa grey here!+
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Re: Beards.
Beards are gross.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: Beards.
Bah, you don't know grey from shinola.goose wrote:
lotsa grey here!+
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Re: Beards.
Judging by your new avatar, shaving has worked out well for you.thrasherbill wrote:Beards are gross.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."