Did I miss listing that? Taking 100' of 550 cord.MoraleHazard wrote:For real, what about 20' of paracord? or some sort of lightweight rope?
Good luck, btw.
Merlyn
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Merlyn
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
Merlyn
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
You are now prepared for ANYTHING!Merlyn wrote:Did I miss listing that? Taking 100' of 550 cord.MoraleHazard wrote:For real, what about 20' of paracord? or some sort of lightweight rope?
Good luck, btw.
Merlyn
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
That's like asking what number infinity is.
ANYTHING, I tell you! From making a friendship bracelet for a BFF, to making a garrote to end cute little bunnies because he wanted an afternoon snack and didn't feel like fashioning a snare and waiting. Even cutting little lengths and arranging them into letters to spell out RU SERIOUS?
ANYTHING, I tell you! From making a friendship bracelet for a BFF, to making a garrote to end cute little bunnies because he wanted an afternoon snack and didn't feel like fashioning a snare and waiting. Even cutting little lengths and arranging them into letters to spell out RU SERIOUS?
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Merlyn
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
Handy for tying a noose too, in case I get REALLY tired of walking.Zim wrote:That's like asking what number infinity is.
ANYTHING, I tell you! From making a friendship bracelet for a BFF, to making a garrote to end cute little bunnies because he wanted an afternoon snack and didn't feel like fashioning a snare and waiting. Even cutting little lengths and arranging them into letters to spell out RU SERIOUS?
550 is a little less useful than duct tape, but not by a whole lot. Yes, I have some of that too- there's a few feet in my first aid kit.
Merlyn
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Shit. WAIT. Don't forget your shaving kit!
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
He's all set.
Melt the paracord into a puddle of molten goo, let it cool, sharpen it against a rock, and there you have it... a razor.
Or grow your beard out, take some short pieces of the paracord's inner yarns, and tie that mass of hair up all Captain Lou Albano style.
ANYTHING!
Melt the paracord into a puddle of molten goo, let it cool, sharpen it against a rock, and there you have it... a razor.
Or grow your beard out, take some short pieces of the paracord's inner yarns, and tie that mass of hair up all Captain Lou Albano style.
ANYTHING!
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
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For added fun, he can smoke it.
ANYTHING!
ANYTHING!
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Merlyn
- Magnum Jihad
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3 full days and about 22 miles down.
This is FUN! I hurt everywhere, and nothing is going according to plan. It just doesn't get any better than this.
Today's weirdness- I had to abandon the trail I was using and head off through town... Because someone is cutting up middle age homeless men along the Santa Ana River Trail. 3 victims and counting as of this afternoon. In all of my planning, I didn't figure on having to re-route to dodge a serial killer.
Merlyn Gump
"WALK, Merlyn, WALK"
This is FUN! I hurt everywhere, and nothing is going according to plan. It just doesn't get any better than this.
Today's weirdness- I had to abandon the trail I was using and head off through town... Because someone is cutting up middle age homeless men along the Santa Ana River Trail. 3 victims and counting as of this afternoon. In all of my planning, I didn't figure on having to re-route to dodge a serial killer.
Merlyn Gump
"WALK, Merlyn, WALK"
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
I recon said serial killer might get more than they bargain for, but probably best to play it safe.Merlyn wrote:In all of my planning, I didn't figure on having to re-route to dodge a serial killer.
Keep walking the good walk.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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Bigshankhank
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Attaching notes to pigeons legs, tying up very small parcels, destroying household pests...Zim wrote:That's like asking what number infinity is.
ANYTHING, I tell you! From making a friendship bracelet for a BFF, to making a garrote to end cute little bunnies because he wanted an afternoon snack and didn't feel like fashioning a snare and waiting. Even cutting little lengths and arranging them into letters to spell out RU SERIOUS?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Hillbilly Hooligan Weekend, 1/4 milkcrate became detached from pvc frame, as seen, cockeyed, here:
550 Paracord fixed it. Was able to finish weekend in trashy style.
I also tied up my sleeping pad with it. And my boots are laced with it.
ANYTHING!
Walk on, Merlyn.
550 Paracord fixed it. Was able to finish weekend in trashy style.
I also tied up my sleeping pad with it. And my boots are laced with it.
ANYTHING!
Walk on, Merlyn.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
-
rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
If his load is unwieldy, then he can use the paracord to tie a little kid to a tree, steal his Radio Flyer wagon, chuck everything in and fashion a waist strap to tow the wagon. And if you take the inner yarns out of the paracord, it flattens nicely for lacing boots
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Merlyn
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
Day off!
If anyone is within driving distance of Beaumont, Ca and wants to hang out/meet up/have lunch....
Merlyn
If anyone is within driving distance of Beaumont, Ca and wants to hang out/meet up/have lunch....
Merlyn
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
-
goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
I'm out, it's about 8 hours of drive time from me. Damn California is big!Merlyn wrote:Day off!
If anyone is within driving distance of Beaumont, Ca and wants to hang out/meet up/have lunch....
Merlyn
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City