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Post by Photo » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:55 am

:x Fuck me. They won't stop making these things bigger until the idiot-rich stop buying them. I'm willing to put up a fiver that someone will convert a Terex Unit Rig MT 5500 into a pickup next.

http://money.cnn.com/2004/09/13/pf/auto ... tm?cnn=yes
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At 258 inches, or 21-1/2 feet long, the CXT is about 4-1/2 feet longer than the new Hummer H2 pickup, and about 2 inches longer than the F-350 Crew Cab.


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Post by Gauss » Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:20 am

:shock: I thought this was a joke at first....but no.
"It's not going to fit into the standard garage," said Mark Oberle, a spokesman for Navistar, based in Warrenville, Ill., outside Chicago. "We can see it as a vehicle for business people who want to make a distinct impression. For personal use, it's for people who want to make a statement."
And I wonder what that statement would be.... :roll:

"Fuck you Fuckers!"

"I can play a record with my cock!"

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Somehow I doubt it is "I brake for motorcycles (that I bother to look for)"
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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:34 am

If I see one of these I'm going to jump on the hood and piss on it!
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Post by wyckedsin » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:20 pm

I have seen the flatbed versions quite often, of course they are usually hauling some sort of 5th wheel trailer at the same time...
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Post by smashinator » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:48 pm

I saw something like that a while back and thought "oh my god, they actually did it."
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Post by SlyAttacks » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:33 pm

maybe they could make one out of a train...
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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:17 pm

LoKi wrote:maybe they could make one out of a train...
With this engine.

http://www.deutz.de/motoren/typen/en620.htm

http://www.deutz.de/motoren/typen/pdf/620nen.pdf
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